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Oh Jeez, can some of you just shut up? - Pukin on FReeper- negativity

Posted on 09/29/2005 8:06:13 AM PDT by Pukin Dog

Can’t a guy take a vacation without the nay-sayin ninnies of negativity taking over this place?

As the self-appointed optimist of this forum, I must say that I am more than a little P-Od over what I have been reading coming from the scared keyboards of some of you folks. You act as if someone stole your little Republican cookies and ate them in front of you.

Look, I know it’s not the best of times for Conservatives if you are concerned about spending or the protection of the borders. However, it escapes me why it seems impossible for some of you to take any note of the fact that despite everything you read and hear in the MSM today (including the Delay indictment) that we are winning on practically every measurable point.

Where is your confidence?

I make no bones of the fact that it makes me very happy whenever something occurs that makes liberals angry, sad, bitter or afraid, (which is true of them by default) , but liberal unease or unrest is not required for me to feel fine about the Conservative agenda.

It seems that whenever liberals have cause (no matter how stupid) to celebrate, it causes no end of angst and concern on this side of the aisle. Why is that? In fact I really enjoy the idea that liberals seem to think that they are playing a winning hand, because as long as they believe in that foolish notion, they won’t do the things that they actually could do to gain some ground against us.

But they won’t.

Why?

Because they are stupid, that’s why. And the fact that they are stupid should be enough to allow most of you to sleep better at night, like me. “Oh, you say the liberals are energized? Well, wake me when they get a clue, okay?”

I’ll begin to worry about liberals when they can actually propose a good idea for the country that does not involve raising my taxes, does not involve limiting my individual right to kill cute little animals and eat them, does not involve telling me what I can say, or who I can say it to, or is not about sharing the rights given me by the Constitution to non-citizens, or those who believe in two-penis marital bliss.

Oh yeah, I’m so scared.

You know when I’ll be scared? I’ll be scared when Democrats understand that lower tax rates increase government revenue. I’ll be scared when Democrats learn to love and appreciate the U.S. Military. It will frighten me when Democrats let Blacks off the plantation and let their children attend the schools of their choice with tax-supported dollars. It will frighten me when Democrats understand that their stupid little hybrid cars and eagle-killing windmills are not the answer to our energy needs, and begin to support drilling for oil wherever we find it in sufficient quantity.

Anyone heard a good idea from a Democrat (or liberal) lately? Let’s listen, shall we……

*crickets*

Nothing, folks. Nothing at all from these nuts.

But you do hear a lot of lies, don’t you? Now, if they were winning, would they have to lie about everything, all the time? Would they need to be propped up by a compliant media willing to turn their every thought into a reported attack on our side, no matter how ludicrous the accusation?

What is worse than the negativity from some of you is the stupid idea that the President actually needs to get down in the mud with these losers and fight back. Nothing could be more dumb and idea, and nothing would make the Democrats happier than to have the President out their responding to their worthless agenda.

Think about it like this:

If someone were to grab a knife and point it at you in anger, you would have righteous reason to kill them, would you not? Now, what if that person, instead of a knife, were to point a toothpick in your direction, as though they were going to kill you with that instead? Would you kill them, or just laugh at them?

You see, much of what you folks percieve as Democrat knives, are actually just little Democrat toothpicks, that cannot really harm anyone. A poke might sting a little, but how much damage could it really do, before you beat the toothpick wielding assailant to a bloody pulp?

I’ve said before, that the time to worry, is when the President is worried. Guess what, Freepers; he aint worried. Did anyone see any stress on the face of Tom Delay yesterday? I didn’t.

Try to remember sometimes that there is a big difference between heat and light. Democrats and liberals have lots of heat, but no light, which is why they are always running into things, crashing and burning. They get nowhere, they get nothing accomplished, they only give themselves more reason to be the pathetic, angry, bitter, victims they enjoy showing you every single day.

For once, if you are one of those who think that Bush needs better PR, ask yourself if you think he needs that PR in order for you to feel better each day, or because he needs to win more fights against Democrats. Then, ask yourself how many fights against Democrats our President has actually lost? Democrats decided long ago that they cant beat either Bush or Delay, to their best course of action would be to try to get rid of them as soon as they can. Democrats intend to make tons of accusations in the weeks and months to come, all geared towards legitmizign their stalwart opposition to the President’s agenda until they can find a way to replace him.

They are going to try to plant the idea in the populace that the Bush administation is corrupt and should not be trusted to lead. They intend to use that premise as an excuse to fillibuster the next Supreme court nominee (Luttig) and hold up every measure that they can to keep Bush from succeeding.

The Democrats are going to reach new levels of shame when they attempt to stop ANWAR drilling. It is going to be a fight for the ages, just you wait.

The point of all this, is that the only way that the Democrats can actually gain enough of a foothold to do damage to this administration, is if you negative bozos start parroting the liberals in your attacks on the President. If you are a finger-in-the-wind Republican, you are doing no one any favors when you fail to balance current obstructions and detours in the agenda with the unmistakable evidence that the Conservative agenda is still moving forward, winning victories all the time.

If you Freep solely for the purpose of sharing your insecurites with the world, just like a pussified liberal would do, I ask you to check yourself. If you cant sleep at night without sharing with all of us how you are more informed, more equipped and more able to fight this fight than the Bush administration, then don’t just check yourself, check yourself into a mental ward too.

Must I remind you that Republicans currently control about 85% of this government, and that Liberals control almost NOTHING? Do you need a scorecard to tell you that Al Gore is sitting somewhere eating twinkies in the dark, and John Kerry is still looking for swiss cheese on his cheesesteak, while George Bush is having breakfast in the White House?

And when the MSM tells you a lie, are you going to get mad and gripe like a little bitch, or are you going to steel your resolve and understand that if the other side needs to lie, then they have already lost the dammed war?

I don’t care if every day is a liberal flame-fest against the Conservative agenda, except for on election day. If it makes liberals happy to throw grenades at our side, let them come. Nobody ever one an election by screaming “DON’T VOTE FOR HIM!” You win elections be giving people reasons to VOTE FOR YOU!

If the liberals ever figure this out, then we might have cause for concern.

But they wont, because they are stupid.

And if you think we are losing, then so are you.


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To: Pukin Dog

How is Frist bearing up under the attack these days? DeLay? Campaign season '06 must have begun this week or last week. Not that it isn't always campaign season.


81 posted on 09/29/2005 8:47:46 AM PDT by RightWhale (28 Sep 05 -- first snowflake --where's FEMA?)
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To: Pukin Dog

my wife won't listen to me, so i post here.

hooray, tom delay was indicted. hooray, Blanco and Nagin are awesome at their jobs. hooray, illegals are pouring across our borders.

hey, you're right. i do feel better now. I'm so happy.


82 posted on 09/29/2005 8:48:14 AM PDT by jw777
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To: Wombat101
Change, in politics and society, must be incremental, not instantaneous.At the present moment, the country is tending conservative but we will only accept as much conservatism as the public can stand. Just because republicans control the three branches of government now does not mean we have the mandate or the right to force every conservative principle down everyone else's throat RIGHT FRIGGIN' NOW. This is a time for reflection, responsibility and pragmatism.

Relax. Unbunch your panities and be patient. In the meantime, let's take the opportunity to get our house in order and prove that we're right.

That, Mr. Wombat, can not be said loudly or often enough.

83 posted on 09/29/2005 8:48:32 AM PDT by pollyannaish
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To: Lazamataz

That saddens me deeply.


84 posted on 09/29/2005 8:48:50 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Ponce de Leon is coming here to look for the fountain of dumb. The DNC is his first stop.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL! STOP ALREADY!


85 posted on 09/29/2005 8:48:57 AM PDT by rlmorel ("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
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To: geezerwheezer
Pukin' Dog makes some very valid points

Maybe so. But the same valid points could be made in a more concise manner. And no, I do not feel I am "so smart" just was not in the mood to read a loooooong rant. Maybe another time.

86 posted on 09/29/2005 8:49:41 AM PDT by Michael.SF. ('That was the gift the president gave us, the gift of happiness, of being together,' Cindy Sheehan")
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To: pollyannaish

That it continues to need to be said is an even sadder commentary, don't you think?

But, I thank you...


87 posted on 09/29/2005 8:50:42 AM PDT by Wombat101 (Islam: Turning everything it touches to Sh*t since 632 AD...)
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To: manwiththehands
"No eye for an eye ... and no toothpick poke for a toothpick poke ... no hand grenade for a hand grenade."

No Lee Atwater on today's scene. He would have retaliated by taking both eyes out, sharpened pick axe handle shoved up the appropriate bodily orifice for toothpick pokes, a artillery barrage response for hand grenade tosses.

When dealing with the dem left and MSM, a very robust and brutal offense, is the only good defense.
88 posted on 09/29/2005 8:50:52 AM PDT by Ursus arctos horribilis ("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
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To: Lazamataz

Its all about consistancy


89 posted on 09/29/2005 8:51:36 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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To: Lazamataz

That's a pretty little red "X" , Laz, but what heck does it signify?


90 posted on 09/29/2005 8:52:08 AM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (Show me a liberal and I'll show you a head and a heart, designed for nothing but cracking walnuts.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
Maybe we can cheer everyone up on the thread by reminding them that we are all going to die, and some of us in very ghastly and painful ways.

*****sigh******


91 posted on 09/29/2005 8:52:20 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
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To: Pukin Dog

ALL IS WELL! ALLLLL ISSSSS WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

92 posted on 09/29/2005 8:52:28 AM PDT by martin_fierro (|\/|4R71|\|_P|-|13RR0)
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To: Lazamataz

I am never without beer money, for I have friends. And should I run out of friends, there will always be women who will trade beer money for a ride in my Hummer.


93 posted on 09/29/2005 8:52:29 AM PDT by Pukin Dog (Sans Reproache-Helping to keep Liberals free to be stupid since 1977)
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To: F.J. Mitchell
That's a pretty little red "X" , Laz, but what heck does it signify?

Futility. Hopelessness. Enuii. Utter desolation.

Like everything else.

******sigh******

94 posted on 09/29/2005 8:53:31 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
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To: Pukin Dog

Great! We need a reality check once in awhile.


95 posted on 09/29/2005 8:53:42 AM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Pukin Dog

Hummers cost too much in gas. That's really sad.


96 posted on 09/29/2005 8:54:03 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
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To: Lazamataz

If I send you beer money, will you cheer up?


97 posted on 09/29/2005 8:54:21 AM PDT by najida (Once upon a a very long time ago, in a land far, far away.....It was still all Bush's fault.)
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To: Pukin Dog
LOL. Yeah, but the President would take the toothpick any away, because he is a decent man and he doesn't want them to hurt themselves on it. That is why grouchycons hate hims so much.

(BTW...that toothpick analogy is good—sort of a motorcycle punk visual. All jacket, No Fonz.)
98 posted on 09/29/2005 8:54:30 AM PDT by pollyannaish
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To: Michael.SF.
If you don't read it, why judge it? Or are you just dumb? Do us all the courtesy of knowing what it is that you are complaining about? I would never call you an idiot, without first knowing why I am calling you an idiot. But then....
99 posted on 09/29/2005 8:55:04 AM PDT by Pukin Dog (Sans Reproache-Helping to keep Liberals free to be stupid since 1977)
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To: najida
If I send you beer money, will you cheer up?

No.

What's the point, you know?

It's all downhill from anywhere you are.

100 posted on 09/29/2005 8:55:24 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
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