Judge used 'penis pump' during murder case

icWales network ^ | September 26, 2005 | Staff

[fortunecookie]

A "Polling the Jury" ping for you.

LOL, that's too funny! And eeeeeewwwww.

[Republican Wildcat]

This was a Democrat judge.

[Doctor Stochastic]

Probably a Judge Learned Hand admirer.

[jocon307]

"Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep "

I think this is the funniest thread I have ever read!

[Xenalyte]

Court reporter Lisa Foster

I'd shoot Donald Regan to prove my love for Lisa Foster.

[Squantos]

LMAO !.......poor judge of character clearly trying to get a grip on reality....:o)

[Blowtorch]

I hope he gets a stiff sentence. Maybe even hard time. Gotta get this jerk off the streets.

The judge's footwear-Reebok Pumps. As far as the other pump, I'm sure he'll have his hands full with a jury pumped with anger.

[shibumi]

"Well, you can carry a bucket,
You can carry a grudge,
But you can't carry on,
'Cause here COME da judge!"

[Zuben Elgenubi]

You notice this story originates in Oklahoma but was carried by a website in Wales? No U.S. paper has picked it up.

I have noticed that many times these interesting, off beat items appear at FR and then the next day appear in the print media, usually diseminated by AP. I wonder if AP monitors this site to gauge the degree of interest in any article. I just checked my original posting and there have been 1,429 views thus far. Let's see if it shows up in print. Nice to see the Smoking Gun carried it.

Thanks to all FReepers for the very funny comments associated with this gripping tale.

[small_l_libertarian]

I'd shoot Donald Regan to prove my love for Lisa Foster.

Gosh, I'm not even sure how to reply to this ...

1) Beer out my nose HURTS.

2) Well, I wasn't expecting that!

[Larry Lucido]

I'd have to see Lisa Foster first.

[Larry Lucido]

Hey, if I had a job where I could wear robes all day I might be tempted to see what I could get away with, too.

[PAR35]

Earlier stories here:

Okla. Judge's Career Ended by Allegations (UPDATE: (Penis Pumping OK Judge))
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1339315/posts

Ex-judge charged over penis-pump incident (Suspect a Registered Democrat)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1325667/posts

Oklahoma's Penis Pump Judge hit with 3 felonies
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1325314/posts

[Larry Lucido]

Laz has been pinged 3 times (4 now) and still isn't here. I figure he must have decided to conduct exhaustive research before commenting.

[Charles Henrickson]

Probably a Judge Learned Hand admirer.

Or Felix Frankfurter.

[octobersky]

Thanks for pinging me to this punny thread!

[metalurgist]

The sex toy will be presented as evidence during the trial.

EWW! I Hope they wash it first.

[grey_whiskers]

Do you mean Judge Babes Bates?

My name is Master Richard Bates...
You men may call me Master Bates
You ladies can call me "Dick".

(shamelessly stolen fron His Majesty's Feast, a Renaissance-type dinner theater I enjoyed in Toronto maybe 15 years ago...

[Solamente]

When asked why a motion was taking a long time to be ruled on, the Judge cried "Ahhh! I have the solution in hand!"

[Salamander]

If he don't stop that, justice'll go blind.