Posted on 09/27/2005 12:37:14 PM PDT by pissant
We've all sat through many movies that we've deemed a total waste of time. For guys, it's usually when your better half drags you to a hideous chick-flick. For the gals, it's usually having to sit thru gangster movies on Turner Classic Movies with hubby.
But one thing both men and women agree on is that Hollywood has a knack of putting at least one actor in every movie that is horribly miscast! Here at the Pissant Univeristy for Knowledge & Entertainment Studies (PUKES) we've compiled the top 7 miscast thesbians in Hollywood history!
Top 7 Movie Miscasts
7. Will Smith as James West in Wild, Wild West
I only lasted 20 minutes because of this royal screwup.
6. Mark Hammill as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars
Way too wimpy and annoying
5. Denise Richards as Christmas Jones in 007's The World is not Enough
Nuclear scientist? She ruined the movie
4. Colin Ferrell as Alexander in ALexander
Any military leader that looked like such a wuss would have been murdered by his generals in a nanosecond.
3. Ali McGraw as some chick in Love Story
As exciting as peeling paint
2. Brad Pitt as some dude in the Fight Club
About as believable being a toughie as I am being a ballerina
1. John Wayne as Ghengis Khan in The Conqueror
A cowboy Chinaman? Yikes. Though I did enjoy it for some reason.
Ummm, certainly not. Gisele Bundchen the worlds top model.
"Tom Cruise in Collateral. Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible. Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible II. Ugh. (Sense a trend here?... LOL)"
I've been disgusted with Cruise ever since he trashed Jim Phelps reputation.
Now, don't make fun. Don't you know that crazy people can be quite dangerous? boogadee boogadee
Well if that's all it takes...
"are you speaking of the FR gang? ;)"
Is that anything like, "Who ARE those guys?"
Good whoa or bad whoa?
It will say tripod in the url address. Same with fortunecity...they don't appear.
That's scary!!!
When you can snatch the pebble from my hand, you'll see thru Pissant eyes and all will become clear...
"Good whoa or bad whoa?"
That Whoa! Pitt yelled, when
they shot at him and hit the
windshield of the van.
Actually, he may have said,
Woe! Woe! But who can tell?
Yikes. Not in my book. Feed that thing. LOL
"That's scary!!!"
pissant, you're one of the most
fun guys on FR, and I think we'd
ALL love to see you in a tutu.
Thank God you are in Kansas, Glenn....
Yep, get the butcher knife out....LOL
Tom Selleck was King Ferdinand in Christopher Columbus. Bad movie. Extremely bad casting. I mean, Tom Selleck as King Ferdinand?
Not I. I turned to watch SpongeBob before that part came on...
Ouch, I was thinking duct tape.
Utah chapter.
"Ouch, I was thinking duct tape."
Duct tape? Now there's where you talk
about Ouch.
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