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Man Killed With Fork
http://www.local6.com/news/5021627/detail.html ^
| 9:23 am EDT September 27, 2005
Posted on 09/27/2005 12:27:21 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: AppyPappy
today is a good day to die.
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posted on
09/27/2005 2:03:43 PM PDT
by
Conservomax
(There are no solutions, only trade-offs.)
To: 4mycountry
Naw, you can keep it. It's kinda cute. But it only works for you. ;o)
122
posted on
09/27/2005 2:04:18 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
(I will punch the next person who confuses "you're" and "your". Seriously. Don't test me.)
To: 4mycountry
Ah yes. Never worked on my Mom, either. :)
123
posted on
09/27/2005 2:04:59 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
(I will punch the next person who confuses "you're" and "your". Seriously. Don't test me.)
To: dighton; Charles Henrickson; aculeus; general_re; hellinahandcart; Tijeras_Slim; Petronski
I'm sure a good attorney will come up with a four-pronged defense.
To: TheBigB
AWW! I'm special!
125
posted on
09/27/2005 2:10:13 PM PDT
by
4mycountry
(Don't believe TheBigB's tag. Just quiver your lip a little and you'll be fine. < My special tag :)
To: AppyPappy
126
posted on
09/27/2005 2:11:06 PM PDT
by
techcor
To: Iluvpopcrn
127
posted on
09/27/2005 2:11:49 PM PDT
by
4mycountry
(Don't believe TheBigB's tag. Just quiver your lip a little and you'll be fine.) (: My special tag :)
To: BenLurkin; Petronski
Ouch!!
Petronski, painful ping!
To: BenLurkin
Kneel before Zod.
129
posted on
09/27/2005 2:19:49 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
To: BenLurkin
Just carrying on a grand old American tradition.
As I recall, he was released after only five years.
130
posted on
09/27/2005 2:20:40 PM PDT
by
TChad
To: Revolting cat!
This explains it...
131
posted on
09/27/2005 2:23:33 PM PDT
by
evets
(God bless president Bush!)
To: BenLurkin
Ben Franklin observed that 9 out of 10 deaths were suicides and I'll bet that a fair number are committed with a fork.
132
posted on
09/27/2005 2:25:05 PM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
To: BenLurkin
Forks don't kill people...people kill people.
133
posted on
09/27/2005 2:25:25 PM PDT
by
toddlintown
(Your papers please.)
To: RockinRight; martin_fierro; mikrofon
The suspect reportedly said . . . "May the Fork be with you!"
. . . as he stabbed his neighbor.
To: BenLurkin; dennisw; Lijahsbubbe; aculeus; dighton; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; general_re
Investigators said Gordon Senecal was taking care of Todd Charles' 15-year-old pit bull Maybe Mr. Charles was expecting the dog to do the deed while he was out. Yet another example of poor training...
135
posted on
09/27/2005 2:33:24 PM PDT
by
Thinkin' Gal
(As it was in the days of NO...)
To: BenLurkin
His dealer:
To: TheBigB
No, it was a handfork and thus contributed to the horrible condition known as forkviolence.
To: BenLurkin
I swear I had nothing to do with this!
138
posted on
09/27/2005 2:38:01 PM PDT
by
eastforker
(Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
To: pollyannaish
There once was a man from York
Who killed his best friend with a fork...
139
posted on
09/27/2005 2:39:56 PM PDT
by
JusPasenThru
(http://giinthesky.blogspot.com)
To: JusPasenThru
LOL. (Maybe we should force all Americans to downgrade to "threeks." I hear they are less deadly.)
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