Posted on 09/27/2005 7:38:14 AM PDT by dirtboy
Typhoon LONGWANG was born in Mariana Islands. It is forecast to move westward for the moment. This makes three typhoons active in the western north Pacific, which means that we are in the middle of the peak season of typhoons.
Speaking about the peak season of typhoons, in Japan, today is known to be a unique day in terms of typhoon (landfall). This is because three famous typhoons made landfall at Japan on September 26; namely Toyamaru Typhoon (195415 / MARIE), Kanogawa Typhoon (195822 / IDA), and Isewan Typhoon (195915 / VERA). The list of typhoon damage reveals that these three typhoons are in fact the top three in the ranking of dead or missing people since 1951 -- such huge damage.
This typhoon is still tiny just after the birth, and it is difficult to predict the track and intensification of the typhoon at this time of life cycle, but we need to pay attention to the forecast for preparation.
"This is Dan Rather reporting on the latest typhoon Longwang!
Folks, this one is going to blow harder than a Saturday nite at the Magic Fingers Massage Parlor...!"
Ah. Thanks.
This just in on the origin of longwang:
http://www.floyd.edu/academics/divisions/smpe/cs/lw.htm
Feel sorry for this guy...
You, sir, have a very good memory and a fine taste in B-movies :-)
No wonder the Weather Channel women are always pregnant.
"IT'S TWOO, IT'S TWOO...!"
ROFL
Is Longwang headed for the Mariana Trench?
Perhaps Longwang is heading for Bang Pla Ma, Thailand as well ...
he he he
mhking said, Longwang!
he he he...
I love Joe Bastardi.
Yes, an unfortunate name indeed.
Will Longwang strike that town in Austria that starts with an "F"?
Will they have to active their pubic address systems?
I made a mistake in my earlier post.
I meant to say "Will they have to activate their pubic address systems.
There. That's better.
Actually, I had heard that they had given Monica Lewinsky that responsibility.
By the way, she mentioned (on deep background) that it would be entirely inappropriate to connect Bill Clinton in any way whatsoever with the name "Longwang".
This could be the Bhagwan!
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