That would have been FABULOUS! Get the *** outta da way! Wattt?? You move it!! Dat spike aint going in! *** it, you hit my leg! Ad then Dad would have probably done almost all the work and still beat all the other teams.
And the Mom would've been screaming the whole time. "It's not straight! Make it straighter! If you don't make it straight I'm gonna kill you!" :)