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Scandihoovian Engineers, Ole and Sven, were standing at the base of a
flagpole, looking up. A blonde woman walked by and asked what they were
doing.
"Ve're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Ole, "but ve don't
have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the
pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement,
announced, "eighteen feet, six inches;" and walked away.
Sven shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! Ve ask
for 'da height, and she gives us 'da length