It is societal tension brought about by the oppressive effects of the patriarchy that drives cheerios to form colonies. The hegemonic urge is strong even in cereals, and the implacable forces of History drive them into union and cohesion. Imperialism is not the end of Breakfast, but it is a necessary step on the path to stomach satiation.
What do you mean social sciences are not real sciences?
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So....it's Bush's fault then...right?
That's what I'm saying.