PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!

Weekly World News, via Yahoo ^ | Monday September 12 - 2005 | MIKE FOSTER

[metmom]

LOL!!!

[Snickersnee]

"...that have been distorted by mangled information spewed from the hole..."

That'll teach 'em to read the Times.

[Joe Driscoll]

The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."


I'm a little fuzzy on this good-bad thing.

[highlymotivated]

Sounds like he got a hold of some really really really good acid.

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

[texpat72]

LOL! You get my vote for post of the day!

[MEGoody]

"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten letter.

Pardon me? I thought all the universe was the result of time and random chance. How could it be 'like' something that obviously requires intelligence to create?

[Cheburashka]

Don't forget to stiff your landlord (or mortgage holder, as the case may be) for the June rent(mortgage payment).

[dfwgator]

Oh Goody, now I won't have to suffer through any more Detroit Lions seasons of futility.

[Louis Foxwell]

Women and minorities effected the worst."" um, I think you mean "affected." Unless you're saying that women and minorities caused this tragedy. (Sorry, couldn't resist - I wouldn't have played grammar cop on a series thread. That would have been hughly rude.)

Sorry, I do not know what a series thread is. Please explain.

Or did you mean serious thread? If you're gonna throw stones don't stand in front of the window.

I guess this means we don't have to worry about the massive meteor that will strike the earth in 2029. Whew! That's a relief.

[COUNTrecount]

I think you're on to something here. Apparently this whole situation was all thought up by Karl-of-the-Rove To get president Bush to declare a state of world emergency, forcing the UN to contract Halliburton to save the world at a cost of Bazillions of dollars thereby lining the pockets of all of us Evil republicans further leading to additional capitalist repression of the third world (as well as the remainder of the 2nd and industrialized nations) How's that?

NASA Planning Return to Moon Within 13 Years NY Times ^ | September 20, 2005 | WARREN E. LEARY

They'd better hurry.

[Cheburashka]

Oh Goody, now I won't have to suffer through any more Detroit Lions seasons of futility.
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I calculate you have eight more to go after the current one.

[isom35]

darn, I was hoping for the Doomsday Machine.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

"Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."

LOL

[2001convSVT]

Also,we could add the headlines "Poor, women and minorities hardest hit!"

LOL

[Cheburashka]

Well, this puts the kibosh on Bin Ladin's plan to destroy western civilization by the year 2020.

Thank God, I was worried.

[Dallas59]

[Oldeconomybuyer]

...a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud"...

[MikefromOhio]

I wonder when Joe Farah and WorldNUTDaily will pick this up...

probably soon...

[tx_eggman]

Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.

Shotgun! Called it!

Fine, you can have shotgun ... I just ain't sittin' on the hump in the middle of the back seat.