DAMMIT! Pull yourself together and start acting like a man for once in your life or get back there with the women! Now listen to me! If we work TOGETHER, we can make it out alive!
Posted on 09/17/2005 4:22:39 PM PDT by Raycpa
Another thing. The planet dissolving dust cloud must be a living entity. It'd would be a more boring film than Star Trek: The Motion Picture if the starship enterprise couldn't kill it by blasting it with phasers, blowing it up by self-destructing, or reasoning with it. Those plot lines have been done to death, but this is worse. Come to think of it, scrap the planet dissolving dust cloud altogether and replace it with a scene-chewing villian in another, bigger space Either that, or make it into the evil side kick.
First my hair dropped out and now this. One thing after another.
So I guess the 'RATS are wrong. It really doesn't matter who takes over Sandy O'Connor's job. All their hysterical huffing and puffing is only going to cause them to die tired.
LOL!
Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
Yeah, of all the stories by the WWN that had to be true...
Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the agency's Chandra X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating a large asteroid.
"It's like watching a Saddam Hussein being dissolved in a vat of acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski,
"or Teddy Kennedy and a glass of scotch".
Heineken is OK, but Pilsner Urquell is so much better.
Why is the MSM supressing this?
Moon bat alert.
I have always assumed that we are already in it.
"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."
You gotta admit, the guys who write this stuff are a riot...
My quick back of the envelope calculation shows this "acid nebula" is someting like 50,000,000,000,000 (that's 50 trillion) miles away from us. The angle subtended by a 10,000,000 mile wide thingy is only .00001 degrees. The idea that you could measure the direction it was coming and the speed accurately enough to predict not only the day it would "arrive" but the time of day to within a minute is absurd.
If this was April 1 we would all be having a good laugh. As for me, I'm selling everything I have, looking for a 20 year old blond and booking two seats on the next plane heading for Tahiti.
"making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014."
I had a cookout planned for that day too. Damn!
...Towel. Mustn't forget my towel...
Evolution is a theory too. Coincidence?
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