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PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!
Latest News & Gossip - Weekly World News ^
| Monday September 12, 2005
| By MIKE FOSTER
Posted on 09/17/2005 4:22:39 PM PDT by Raycpa
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To: Raycpa
making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014. LOL! That's some estimate!
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posted on
09/17/2005 4:30:40 PM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Raycpa
Now, really! Nichelle Nichols is too old to be wearing that skimpy uniform, a couple of other major cast members are dead, and William Shatner would play Boris Yeltsin more convincingly nowadays than Captain Kirk. What's more, that model of the starship Enterprise has probably fallen apart.
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posted on
09/17/2005 4:30:40 PM PDT
by
dr_who_2
To: Raycpa
Women, Children and Minorities effected most!
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posted on
09/17/2005 4:31:07 PM PDT
by
RaceBannon
((Prov 28:1 KJV) The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.)
To: Raycpa
V'ger!
To: Raycpa
Chaos Cloud?
That sounds like fuel for the Improbability Drive!
To: Raycpa
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth! They talking about Teddy? "Chaos cloud", LOL.
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posted on
09/17/2005 4:31:57 PM PDT
by
Reborn
To: Raycpa; Lijahsbubbe; aculeus; dighton; general_re; martin_fierro
To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the alarming discovery public. 
How conveeeenient...
[...for Weekly World News]
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posted on
09/17/2005 4:31:57 PM PDT
by
Thinkin' Gal
(As it was in the days of NO...)
To: Raycpa
To: Raycpa
the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.JUST DAMN! I finally got into my favorite hair stylist @ 9!!!
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posted on
09/17/2005 4:32:10 PM PDT
by
paulat
To: Raycpa
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt...
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To: Raycpa
Mr. Foster actually put his name to this tripe. I guess some people truely don't possess a shred of integrity.
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posted on
09/17/2005 4:33:22 PM PDT
by
Socratic
(Liberal's motto: Capio ergo sum.)
To: Raycpa
Ok...
Let us do some 2 dimensional math.... The cloud is 10 million miles wide and headed to Earth.... hmmm... The Earth is 93 million miles from the sun... So, that gives us 186 million miles orbital diameter... Right there alone that is roughly a 1/20 chance to be hit since it is travelling very fast relative to our orbit... Now, if you want to scare me, change that 10 million to 10 billion and then we will talk... Don't even get me started on the 3rd dimension and orbital mechanics.
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posted on
09/17/2005 4:33:41 PM PDT
by
rscientist
(Yea, I am a rocket scientist. My wife says that she is still not impressed.)
To: Raycpa
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posted on
09/17/2005 4:33:49 PM PDT
by
Raycpa
To: Raycpa
Guess I'd better plant a tree.
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posted on
09/17/2005 4:33:55 PM PDT
by
Egon
(By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.)
To: Raycpa
This looks like a job for....JERRY BRUCKHEIMER!
To: Raycpa
Every time I suggest legalizing pot, some story like this shows up and make me change my mind.
Or else...
I know-
"...But the part that scared me was the ether..."
This is from the Onion, Really...Right?
To: Raycpa
Geesh, can't Karl Rove just take up golf as a hobby and quite messing with his Captain Chemistry set?
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posted on
09/17/2005 4:34:53 PM PDT
by
PennsylvaniaMom
(Shiny things distract me :))
To: Phsstpok
Oh, boy! I can start back smoking!
To: Raycpa
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posted on
09/17/2005 4:37:10 PM PDT
by
xcamel
(No more RINOS - Not Now, Not Ever Again.)
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