To: Xenalyte; Jack Deth; K4Harty; miskie; Dutchgirl; cardinal4; MoochPooch; dubyaismypresident; ...
And why am I tenebrific, lachrymose, lugubrious, saturnine, funereal, despondent, disconsolate and morose, like all red-blooded male freepers?
Because tomorrow Miss Xena is getting married!
(Sniff!)
WFTD wishes Miss Xena and Xena's Guy all the best !!
Oh, well, I'll get over it.
Look, it's starting already:
The first time I've ever fallen in love three times in one swell foop.
2 posted on
09/16/2005 1:58:17 AM PDT by
Argh
To: Argh
Quit your lachrymose belly aching and wish her well. ;)
8 posted on
09/16/2005 4:15:38 AM PDT by
secret garden
(<= easily amused)
To: Argh
Tenerbrefic!
/sarchasm
(Robt cried as he missed the top 10...)
Sixerbrefic!
(Robt cried as he counted the first three...)
13 posted on
09/16/2005 4:34:47 AM PDT by
Robert A Cook PE
(-I contribute to FR monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS supports Hillary's Secular Sexual Socialism every day.)
To: Argh; Xenalyte
WWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Well, at least ONE guy is gonna be happy tommorrow ..... Sniff, sniff.)
WWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14 posted on
09/16/2005 4:36:32 AM PDT by
Robert A Cook PE
(-I contribute to FR monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS supports Hillary's Secular Sexual Socialism every day.)
To: Argh; Xenalyte
Swords sing saturnine tunes,
Joyful weeping from lachrymose runes,
Tenebrific mankind in mourning,
A lugubrious celebration warning,
For Miss Xanalyte's marital doom!
Congratulations, Xenalyte! And may you be blessed with a lifetime of bliss.
PS - I just celebrated my 16th anniversary. It's been wonderful, and thank God Mrs. MortMan has more patience than I do!!
19 posted on
09/16/2005 5:17:59 AM PDT by
MortMan
(Mostly Harmless)
To: Argh
Stainless steel panty hose.
20 posted on
09/16/2005 5:27:14 AM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(Ponce de Leon is coming here to look for the fountain of dumb. DC is his first stop.)
To: Argh
Because tomorrow Miss Xena is getting married!What??!!??
21 posted on
09/16/2005 5:44:58 AM PDT by
Publius6961
(Liberal level playing field: If the Islamics win we are their slaves..if we win they are our equals.)
To: Argh
tenebrific, lachrymose, lugubrious, saturnine And the answer is E. all of the above. "What was the question?" you may ask. The question was," How do the ABC reporters feel this morning after their post speech interview with Katrina survivors at the Astrodome failed to result in Bush bashing?"
For extra credit..."What word best describes my joy in their misery?"
22 posted on
09/16/2005 5:46:20 AM PDT by
Dutchgirl
("We recognize your right to be an ignorant moron," -Just A. Nobody.)
To: Argh; dennisw; Hegewisch Dupa; secret garden; NicknamedBob; tacticalogic; Robert A. Cook, PE; ...
Y'all are SO sweet! I've never had a thread in my honor . . .
I don't know if the Webcast will work (no electricity where we'll be), but pictures will SO be posted.
Thank you all so very much - you've made today the best day ever!
27 posted on
09/16/2005 6:24:47 AM PDT by
Xenalyte
(Pearl Harbor sucked and I love you!)
To: Argh
Which one is Xena?
77 posted on
09/16/2005 9:16:16 AM PDT by
Lady Jag
(Honor - Dignity - Courage - Troll Consumption)
To: Argh; xsmommy; Slip18; Dutchgirl; Knitting A Conundrum; Xenalyte; PreviouslyA-Lurker; ...
Hi, Arghie:
Nice selection of words today.
After nearly forty years
Of the Left and it's intellectuals' tenebrific fears
First it was Russia. Now it's Kyoto, ANWR and caribou deers
One might be lachyrmose, but that end result just keeps falling well short of the mark
The Left will alway need Boogymen
To frighten the supposed malleable lugubrious masses
Though it really hasn't worked for Wolf Blitzer and The MSM
Who have spent the past two weeks looking like saturnine asses!
Jack Deth~ 09/16/05.
104 posted on
09/16/2005 1:32:32 PM PDT by
Jack Deth
(Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
To: Argh; Xenalyte
Congratulations are in order, Xena! Are you marrying a FReeper?
Thought of you on our vacation. Only brought sandals and sneekers. I got bug bites on my legs, and couldn't wear nylons. That's agains Xena's rules for short skirts!!! With sandals you must be barelegged.
FReeping here in bed whilst Cyber is bringing dinner. Life is good, and it will be good for you!
152 posted on
09/18/2005 6:17:44 PM PDT by
Slip18
To: Argh
Here is the garter taken from Xenalyte's thigh. . .
153 posted on
09/19/2005 3:58:35 AM PDT by
Flyer
(Really!)
To: Argh
The one on the left is bi.
162 posted on
09/20/2005 6:20:08 PM PDT by
CholeraJoe
(Fasten your safetey belts and cleanse your bottoms, it's going to be a bumpy ride)
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