[Argh]

Woe!

[Argh]

And why am I tenebrific, lachrymose, lugubrious, saturnine, funereal, despondent, disconsolate and morose, like all red-blooded male freepers?

Because tomorrow Miss Xena is getting married!

(Sniff!)

WFTD wishes Miss Xena and Xena's Guy all the best !!

Oh, well, I'll get over it.

Look, it's starting already:

The first time I've ever fallen in love three times in one swell foop.

[MNJohnnie]

The Democrat Party Leadership are practitioners of the lachrymose style of politics. They continually fail at the polls because voters do not buy their saturnine ideological vision nor their tenebrific our look on modern American life.

[dennisw]

Congrats to Xena and the very lucky guy!

[camle]

argh!

[Hegewisch Dupa]

Oh stop with the woe, Argh - schmoes like us are lucky to even have made as much acquaintance with women/goddesses/warrior princesses that FR has allowed us here. Don't despair.

(yeah - I am insanely jealous of the guy too)

[Cowman]

OK let's get this thing started off in the proper fashion.

I went out this morning to paint Bullwinkle and realized that I was about to lachrymose.

[NicknamedBob]

Well, Buddy, I've always been a Xenophile, so you'll understand that I can be lack-remorse.

Congrats, Xena, and many bright days for you!

[tacticalogic]

Congratulations.

Allow me to present you with a bilabial fricative in honor of your upcoming nuptuals.

W

As for me, the tenebrific weather has caused me to assume a lachymose mood, and I shall repair to the range to engage in saturnine ballistics in an attempt to lift my lugubrious spirits.

[NicknamedBob]

Good Morning!

Folks often think that I am Saturnine, but they just don't recognize the subtle influence of the minor cosmic phenomenon -- Urananus.

[Texan5]

Morning-I'm leaving soon in my (hopeful) quest to end Friday's workday by 1 or 2 this afternoon-

Despite Nagin's tenebrific speeches
And Blanco's lachrymose act
Tourists are needed for money-
They can't deny that fact

So the French Quarter will re-open
Despite the lugubrious speeches
By Landrieu, Blanco and all the rest
Of the state's political leeches

Perhaps a compelling reason
For all the saturnine faces
Is fed control to keep funding
Out of secret and nasty places...

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Bo Derek was tenebrific in that movie.

[Explorer89]

I'm feeling lachrymose, because for the second morning in a row, this low pressure is giving me a headache!

[PoorMuttly]

Woah.

I cannot beat Argie's Muttlyesque post, so me defer on this one.

Add in the Photo...and I shouldn't have even gotten out of bed this morning...no sense trying.

Wait till next time, buster.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

To MSM:

Weep, weep, O dismal child, hearing the fair words
of a good man who refuses to fail when you want him to,
Let go a lugubruious sigh and a mournful wail,
Let your eyes be streaked with lachrymose trails,
rail the banshee in the tenebrific night,
For he smiles, and opens his hand to those in need
whom in your saternine way you longed to use as a tool
to make him suffer. O dismal child, wail,
for you who shroud yourself in the dark, and who make deals
with devils to get your way,have been sidestepped by light one more time.