[WestTexasWend]

Smart businesswoman, too...doing this interview with a new movie (yawn) out...

[SevenofNine]

Good stay in the UK you stupid b***h

Beside it known fact that she kinda raise in very lib family

[highlymotivated]

Who is she?

Wench, DON'T let the screen door ya in yer bony ass!

Stay where you're at...OUTSIDE the USA.

[cripplecreek]

Don't go away mad, just go away.

[DoctorMichael]

eff her

[Republican Red]

Paltrow has been pretty consistent in her loathing of America. When she was pregnant with baby Apple she told reporters she didn't want the child to be an American citizen. She also said she would have the baby in London.

Seems that her good pal Madonna let her in to the fact that socialized medicine in London was the pits and that only the poshest of hospitals in NY were up to her standards.

When she needs America for live and career she doesn't hesitate to take.

[Mr. Jeeves]

"America is such a young country, with an adolescent swagger about it."

In America we call that "walking". ;)

[Frenetic]

"'I've just finished reading this long article in your paper on the corrosion of the American empire," declares Gwyneth "

I stopped reading here. American Empire? Sounds like Gwyneth needs to brush up on her English and History as well as her English History. What a moron. Sheesh.

[tallhappy]

Yeah so.

She's just pretty much supposed to be looked at.

[AmishDude]

Just goes to show you. She does a film of Proof and to show how much research she did for the part she learned so much mathematics that she can speak nonsensically about global geopolitics.

Shut up and do some integrals.

[Babu]

So like ... stay across the pond, you Paltry b*tch ...

Here's a clue for you, you ditzy Hollywierd nimrod: no one in flyover country cares ...

[cripplecreek]

Some highlights of her career.


Malice (1993) [Paula Bell]: Beaten to death (off-screen) by a rapist; her body is shown afterwards when Bill Pullman discovers her in the bushes.

Se7en (1995) [Tracy Mills]: Decapitated (off-screen) by Kevin Spacey. It's strongly implied, but never actually shown or stated outright, that Spacey has her head in a box that he shows to Brad Pitt.

Shakespeare in Love (1998) [Viola de Lesseps]: "Stabs" herself while acting in "Romeo & Juliet" in a play-within-the-film sequence (using a red cloth for stage blood).

Sliding Doors (1998) [Helen Quilley]: Hit by a truck, she later dies in the hospital with John Hannah sitting at her bedside.

Sylvia (2003) [Sylvia Plath]: Commits suicide by sticking her head in a gas oven; the movie reportedly opens with a scene of her body lying on the floor, then shows her earlier life in flashback. (

[ken5050]

Have any of her films in the last few years done well?

[denydenydeny]

Such a refined, dignified, aristocratic woman...who per Hollywood legend owes her career to the casting couch.

[shekkian]

I try so hard to ingore these dim celebrities, yet they still don't shut up.

[Clemenza]

Ugly SCRAWNY bee-otch. She's a lousy actress, who only got roles by sleeping with Harvey Weinstein.

[RckyRaCoCo]

In other words.... "As an American I made millions with very little talent, now i'm bored.... F America!(there, that ought to keep my face in the papers)"

[batmast]

Gwynneth Go-eth. Me Happy!

[Ciexyz]

Airhead actress, biting the hands that feed her.

[ibbryn]

On the other (now locked) thread on this subject, posters were thinking that she'd be paying higher taxes living in England.

I bet she has a US based corporation that all her business runs through. She's "loaned out" by the corporaton to film production companies but the cash is paid to the corporation. This keeps her corp pay a US corp tax rate, which reduces her personal income tax. The corp can also do things like buy her a house to live in, pay for her car/drivers/transport/airfare to&from the US, her entertainment and other professional costs and hire her an armed body guard - none of which "she" pays for.

Wealthy celebrities with such a set-up can "afford" to make statements such as she has.

[lilylangtree]

For further brain cramps besides Paltrow's, see below:

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"

--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"

--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."

--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"

--A congressional candidate in Texas.
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

--Al Gore, former Vice President
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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

--Dan Quayle, former Vice President
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"

--Lee Iacocca, former CEO of Chrysler Corporation
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -

--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."

--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

--Bill Clinton, former President
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"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

--Al Gore, former Vice President
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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."

--Keppel Enderbery
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."

--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman