To: WyethSwittenburg
We're all gonna die we're all gonna die!
2 posted on
09/14/2005 1:46:34 PM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(If the dome was the hold of a slave ship. Ray Nagin was the slaver and Bush is Abraham Lincoln)
To: WyethSwittenburg
I recommend always cook on your BBQ.
3 posted on
09/14/2005 1:46:39 PM PDT by
edcoil
(Reality doesn't say much - doesn't need too)
To: WyethSwittenburg
I've got enough to worry about with Flouride in the water, Global warming, Ozone hole, and second hand smoke..............
4 posted on
09/14/2005 1:47:05 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(BLAME = Democrat .......BALM = Republican.........Which would an evacuee choose?......)
To: WyethSwittenburg
Does danger lurk in your kitchen?Only when my husband cooks.
6 posted on
09/14/2005 1:47:42 PM PDT by
ShadowDancer
(Stupid people make my brain sad.)
To: WyethSwittenburg
Where have I heard this, years ago, now time to resurface.
7 posted on
09/14/2005 1:48:24 PM PDT by
boomop1
To: WyethSwittenburg
8 posted on
09/14/2005 1:49:21 PM PDT by
Hegemony Cricket
(That's like walking into a library and saying, "Hand me that book".)
To: WyethSwittenburg
two law firms recently filed a $5-billion class-action suit, saying DuPont failed to warn consumers about the “dangers”I'm shocked.
If they win we'll all get a coupon for a frying pan and the lawyers will be able to buy more sports franchises.
9 posted on
09/14/2005 1:49:49 PM PDT by
Mister Baredog
((Minuteman at heart, couch potato in reality))
To: WyethSwittenburg
How much Styrofoam dissolves in your take out coffee each morning? That would make a good study. Is that daily dose of Styrofoam good for your health?
11 posted on
09/14/2005 1:51:43 PM PDT by
dennisw
(***)
To: WyethSwittenburg
Does danger lurk in your kitchen?Depends on who's cooking.
12 posted on
09/14/2005 1:52:02 PM PDT by
Mind-numbed Robot
(Not all that needs to be done needs to be done by the government.)
To: WyethSwittenburg
Does danger lurk in your kitchen?Depends on who's cooking.
13 posted on
09/14/2005 1:52:17 PM PDT by
Mind-numbed Robot
(Not all that needs to be done needs to be done by the government.)
To: WyethSwittenburg
"Does danger lurk in your kitchen?"
Only when my wife does the cooking.
14 posted on
09/14/2005 1:52:17 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: WyethSwittenburg
Danger lurks throughout my house!!
Danger is my Kitchen's middle name! No wait, my kitchen only has one name so, Danger is my Kitchen's first name!
Yeah, that's it "Danger Kitchen".
Oddly enough, where ever I go in my house there is a gun nearby, usually in my pocket or elsewhere on my person. There is a refrigerator sized steel box in the rumpus room that is plum full of guns, so I hereby name that room, the Rumpus Danger Room!
The front hall of my home has an antique barometer that utilizes a glass tube full of mercury! Aaaarrrggghhhh! Mercury! We're all going to die. A significant amount I'm sure migrates to the Danger Kitchen freezer, where it infiltrates the fish sticks. Fish are like magnets for mercury.
Don't get me started on the bathroom.
19 posted on
09/14/2005 2:00:14 PM PDT by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: WyethSwittenburg
This is great! When my husband gets home, I'll tell him we have to eat out from now on.
21 posted on
09/14/2005 2:20:28 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
(Start the revolution - I'll bring the tea and muffins!)
To: WyethSwittenburg
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get it to stick to the pans?
23 posted on
09/14/2005 2:41:11 PM PDT by
Vor Lady
(I'm too young to feel this d*&m old.)
To: WyethSwittenburg
The Sky is Falling, The Sky is Falling... oh wait... that's Chicken Little... I'm Henny Penny... my mistake.
:o)
27 posted on
09/14/2005 2:50:09 PM PDT by
P-Chan Penny
(Eat a toad for breakfast.... it's the worst thing that will happen to you all day!)
To: WyethSwittenburg
Depends on whether or not I'm doing the cooking!
30 posted on
09/14/2005 3:01:45 PM PDT by
LilDarlin
(Being very feminine got me this far; it will get me the rest of the way, too!)
To: WyethSwittenburg
Does danger lurk in your kitchen? Is your washcloset breeding Bolsheviks?
31 posted on
09/14/2005 3:03:46 PM PDT by
tortoise
(All these moments lost in time, like tears in the rain.)
To: WyethSwittenburg
Ingesting a little Teflon is child's play for a cast iron stomach.
I once crewed on a halibut long liner vessel where the huge go to hell stew pot was never cleaned on two week fishing trips. When the contents got down less than half, cookie just dumped in fresh meat and veggies.
33 posted on
09/14/2005 3:41:21 PM PDT by
Ursus arctos horribilis
("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
To: WyethSwittenburg
My kitchen is a virtual death trap.
Not only do I cook on Teflon, but under the sink are the ingredients to make a chemical weapon. There are a number of very sharp knives. How will I ever survive?
34 posted on
09/14/2005 3:44:20 PM PDT by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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