[F16Fighter]

"I loved to see his ass when he got in his stance right before sacking some quarterback."

Hmmm...But don't ALL heineys look the same when the linemen get in their "stance"?

But then again, my sphere of @ss-@ssessment would be extending past the football players toward the cheerleaders.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

OK, are all cheerleaders asses the same? No. So all linemans' asses are different as well.