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The WORST Films of All Time (According To You!)
me | 9-13-05 | Houmatt

Posted on 09/13/2005 11:31:27 AM PDT by Houmatt

Just for fun, what is the WORST film you have EVER seen? And why?

I know a lot of you will be inclined to insert a Michael Moore film, but I am talking about films that are supposed to be fiction.

To begin, here is my personal pick: Ron Howard's The Grinch.

Surely we all remember the classic story from Dr. Seuss. Very simple, all about the spirit of Christmas.

Now, we get to the film. To begin with, the Whos are portrayed as the exact dead opposite of what they are in the story: They are quite materialistic.

Then, there seems to be something happening concurrent to the X-mas celebration. Just what the hell is the "Whobilation?" The audience is never told.

And there's the Grinch. The story says nobody knows why he hates Christmas. So, naturally, he is given a back story that rather implies he should be hating the Whos, or at least certain Whos, but certainly not Christmas. AND he is given a love interest (played by Christine Baranski).

Considering the target audience of the book (and therefore the film), there is some humor and a particular dress worn by the aforementioned Baranski early on (accented by a camera angle) that is just not suitable for that audience. So why have it? Heaven only knows.

Finally, when we get to the stealing part of the story, we see the Grinch predicting some very upset Whos. Now we all know what happens in the original story. But guess what? In this version of the story, the Grinch is proven right. In fact, it takes one of the Whos to talk the others into believing Christmas is more than just toys and trees.

I was shocked when I saw this film upon its release in theaters. Was it true Theodor Geisel's widow actually approved of this? How could she, when it absolutely violated everything her late husband was trying to impart with his beloved masterpiece in children's storytelling?

Whatever the truth was, one thing was certain: This film was an abomination. It was not merely bad; it was offensive. And I have never been so angered by a film like that to this day.

It is worth mentioning, as an aside, the film went on to make $250 million dollars domestic box office, making it perhaps the most profitable Ron Howard directed film to date. However, about three years later, when they decided to repeat or at least further the insult with another Seuss classic, Cat in the Hat, people saw right through it and gave it the b*tch slap it deserved.


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To: Houmatt

I hated "Leaving Las Vegas". It seemed to drag on and on. After about an hour (it seemed like four) I said "just die already" as Nick Cage was dragging it on and on.


401 posted on 09/14/2005 7:09:33 PM PDT by NeoCaveman ("Government is not the solution, it is the problem" - Ronald Reagan)
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To: CollegeRepublican

Yeah when I saw Titantic some a**hole screamed out the ending and ruined it for everyone...


402 posted on 09/14/2005 7:10:07 PM PDT by JNL
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To: Houmatt
Woody Allen's The Purple Rose of Cairo. I walked out. Pure 100% dreck.
403 posted on 09/14/2005 7:13:55 PM PDT by Pharmboy (There is no positive correlation between the ability to write, act, sing or dance and being right)
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To: Houmatt

"Lost In Translation"

We sat thru the whole boring thing and by the end we were screaming WHEN IS SOMETHING GOING TO HAPPEN ANYTHING? Nothing ever did happen.

Well like granpa always said "ya pays yer money and ya takes yer chances"!


404 posted on 09/14/2005 7:21:00 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Houmatt

I saw it about 20 times and liked less each time I saw it.


405 posted on 09/14/2005 7:34:37 PM PDT by relee
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To: Fintan

"Either the sun is sinking in the East or they moved the South China Sea."


406 posted on 09/14/2005 7:39:52 PM PDT by 185JHP ( "The thing thou purposest shall come to pass: And over all thy ways the light shall shine.")
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To: Translates

LOL........agreed on all counts!


407 posted on 09/14/2005 7:42:24 PM PDT by Dawgreg (Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
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To: Translates

The Way We Were I can understand, but Robinson Crusoe on Mars? An underrated SF gem. Godzilla? The American remake sucked donkey but the original Japanese film is an excellent and even evocative film. The Little Shop of Horrors? Both films are charming in their own way, with the first version being a masterpiece of economical filmmaking.


408 posted on 09/14/2005 8:16:22 PM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Bring back Modernman!)
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To: Muzzle_em

What about Terms of Endearment, Prizzi's Honor, As Good as it Gets, About Schmidt and Blood and Wine?


409 posted on 09/14/2005 8:18:17 PM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Bring back Modernman!)
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To: RightWingAtheist

Yeah, ok, I read the reviews, saw stage and film versions of "Little Shop" back in my theater days and tried to nod while people went on about it. But, MY opinion is that those were the movies I didn't care for. I saw the original Godzilla - it's a classic - but it was fakey then and the remake sux, too. Guess I was a cynical kid! LOL!


410 posted on 09/14/2005 8:20:33 PM PDT by Translates
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To: Houmatt; Congressman Billybob; Felicity Fahrquar
2nd Runner Up: Leviathan

1st Runner Up: Defcon 4

WORST. MOVIE. EVER.

BORN AMERICAN

411 posted on 09/14/2005 8:23:07 PM PDT by Experiment 6-2-6 (Previously known as Pookie Me, a Freeper since 7 September 1998. All who joined later are newbies!)
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To: Ignatius J Reilly
It's Superman IV: The Quest for Peace which you're thinking of. Here's a very long but very astute review of the fiasco which killed the once-successful franchise. (and part III was pretty bad too).
412 posted on 09/14/2005 8:24:01 PM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Bring back Modernman!)
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To: Ditter

For what it's worth, I think 'what happened' is that the Murray/Johannsen characters fell in love but didn't act on it because they were both in relationships. I liked what that said (atypically, given the Hollywood prediliction for adultery) about their morals, as well as about people's ability to simply give and take only the best of one another without being so greedy/needy as to ruin something beautiful.

Gross. I sound like a freshman film student!!!!


413 posted on 09/14/2005 8:25:02 PM PDT by somesie (Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.)
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To: Clemenza
Caligula was actually directed by one Tinto Brass, who claimed that Guccione messed with his film by re-editing and adding new scenes. But Brass has directed other bad, big-budget (for Europe) sexploitation films, so his claims that the film was ruined by Guccione's meddling are pretty suspect.

Incidentally, Caligula was a big hit in Europe, and spawned a number of even worse (imagine!) rip-offs which tried to out-gross and out-pervert it. One of them featured a scene with a horse which must have inspired Tom Green when he did Freddy Got Fingered, the Caligula of the 21st century.

414 posted on 09/14/2005 8:28:55 PM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Bring back Modernman!)
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To: Richard Kimball
I don't think KIDS was a Walt Disney Film..

Lions Gate Films, Larry Clark as Director..

Though I do agree, this movie should SCARE any parents who think kids can be unsupervised for any length of time..

415 posted on 09/14/2005 8:32:30 PM PDT by Experiment 6-2-6 (Previously known as Pookie Me, a Freeper since 7 September 1998. All who joined later are newbies!)
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To: Houmatt
Days Of Thunder

Top Gun

Independence Day

The Flintstones (gag! I should be kick-banned just for admitting that I went and saw that movie)

The Day After Tomorrow

Twister

Titanic (the one with Kate Winslet (sp?) and Leonardo DiCrapio.)

416 posted on 09/14/2005 8:35:22 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
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To: Houmatt
Scenes from a Mall. (Woody Allen, Bette Midler, Satan) is the only film I've ever walked out on.

It is therefore the worst film I've ever experienced.

417 posted on 09/14/2005 8:37:47 PM PDT by Wormwood (Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!)
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To: Wormwood

Thatones gotta be bad...


418 posted on 09/14/2005 8:40:02 PM PDT by herewego (Piss off a liberal- Be Happy!)
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To: Clemenza

Actually, Gummo was directed by Harmonie Korine, the SCREENWRITER of Kids, and it is also my choice for the worst film of the nineties, a thoroughly inept geek show lacking any sort of genuine intelligence or emotion . Kids was directed by Larry Clark, who has made other movies in the same vein such as Ken Park and Bully. He means well, but he lacks the sort of genuine sympathy for his characters that made Paul Morrissey's films so compelling, and they wind up being sleazily voyeuristic instead of thoughtful.


419 posted on 09/14/2005 8:42:10 PM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Bring back Modernman!)
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To: Mr. Jeeves

It's certainly one of the worst big-budget science fiction films, ever.


420 posted on 09/14/2005 8:56:06 PM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Bring back Modernman!)
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