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Mensa's New Words for 2005 (humor)
e-mail to PA Times | 9/12/05 | unknown

Posted on 09/12/2005 3:49:22 PM PDT by pissant

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To: Squantos

Well...it doesn't have the dew claw...or the mud....but it does have all four toes....kinda looks like a euro symbol for a loudspeaker....hey...

....nah!


61 posted on 09/12/2005 10:37:25 PM PDT by PoorMuttly (A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun -T.Jefferson)
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To: PoorMuttly

I just pressed the BROWSE button and checked again. There it was. "more...(Muttly)"

I once proposed an "All Muttly All the Time" page to Jim...but it must have gotten lost somehow...because he never emailed me back.

So, I am very satisfied to have my little symbol on everybody's screen...just to remind them that sometimes whatever is sleeping under their porch at this very moment can type...and is ME !!!!!


62 posted on 09/12/2005 10:43:43 PM PDT by PoorMuttly (A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun -T.Jefferson)
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To: PoorMuttly
OK !


63 posted on 09/12/2005 11:05:03 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: Salamander
I've always suspected it was a hillbilly contraction of "the entire nation". [with the "tire" in entire pronounced "tar", naturally]...;))

Wrong! a "Tar" is them round rubber things that get changed in pit stops or in the case of street car when they quit holding air.

64 posted on 09/12/2005 11:08:27 PM PDT by ChefKeith ( If Diplomacy worked, then we would be sitting here talking...)
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To: Squantos

I see the Pups have been playing with the scanner again.


65 posted on 09/12/2005 11:14:03 PM PDT by ChefKeith ( If Diplomacy worked, then we would be sitting here talking...)
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To: ChefKeith; Eaker

Too small to be my puppies prints.....:o)

Teaching em to growl when I give em the command ......"Eaker"


66 posted on 09/12/2005 11:17:12 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: ChefKeith

Hail far 'n dayumnashun!
Yew jist mebbe rat!


:))


67 posted on 09/12/2005 11:18:56 PM PDT by Salamander (There's nothing that "MORE COWBELL!" can't fix.......)
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To: Squantos; Eaker

LOL!

So those are baby paw pics?

I'll guess that you won't give Eaker the "out" word either


68 posted on 09/12/2005 11:20:42 PM PDT by ChefKeith ( If Diplomacy worked, then we would be sitting here talking...)
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To: Salamander

Gimme demthar grits.


69 posted on 09/12/2005 11:22:37 PM PDT by ChefKeith ( If Diplomacy worked, then we would be sitting here talking...)
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To: ChefKeith

Nope...... One pup passed away from old age last year and one more is getting pretty slow and old, last one is 2 years old and really smart. I'll probably not replace em as they are a handfull due their size.....One is enough. Sometimes too much till I hear bump in the night and pups do the investigation for me......


70 posted on 09/12/2005 11:30:07 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: Rca2000
Yeah, they had rather be shopping, or gettng their nails done!!

From an examination of benefits, probably both more profitable endeavours for single women than attending Mensa meetings.

71 posted on 09/13/2005 4:33:39 AM PDT by Gondring (I'll give up my right to die when hell freezes over my dead body!)
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To: pissant

Giddidiot. A happy fool
Shideous. Smelly and replusive


72 posted on 09/13/2005 4:53:26 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Warning.... Contents under pressure....If you don't like what I say, don't read it !)
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To: PaulaB

Please explain how I am not on your list?

I'm waiting!


73 posted on 09/13/2005 4:57:04 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Warning.... Contents under pressure....If you don't like what I say, don't read it !)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Giddidiot = Giddiot. I hate misspelling my own word.


74 posted on 09/13/2005 4:58:28 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Warning.... Contents under pressure....If you don't like what I say, don't read it !)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; PaulaB

Those may earn you a spot on Paula's list. ;o)


75 posted on 09/13/2005 5:33:09 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

I misspelled Giddiot the first time. Oh the shame.


76 posted on 09/13/2005 5:53:47 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Warning.... Contents under pressure....If you don't like what I say, don't read it !)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; PaulaB

I saw that. You will only be put on Paula's waiting list now.


77 posted on 09/13/2005 5:55:32 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Ripped off again.


78 posted on 09/13/2005 6:03:30 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Warning.... Contents under pressure....If you don't like what I say, don't read it !)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; PaulaB

But it's the ultimate honor to even be considered. (Psst...I sent her a check, it worked)


79 posted on 09/13/2005 6:11:35 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Squantos

Bummer

But the other's keep the bed pre-warmed for on those cold panhandle nights I'll bet, then all you have to do is get them off the bed so you can get in.

They still gotta earn those crunchies.


80 posted on 09/13/2005 6:24:09 AM PDT by ChefKeith ( If Diplomacy worked, then we would be sitting here talking...)
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