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Posted on 09/12/2005 3:49:22 PM PDT by pissant
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To: Conspiracy Guy
Led Zeppelin. That makes me think of kitties.
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posted on
09/14/2005 4:58:04 AM PDT
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pissant
To: NicknamedBob
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posted on
09/14/2005 4:58:44 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
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To: pissant
I think the song I'm talking about was on their 1st or 2rd album. The Immigrant Song was much later.
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posted on
09/14/2005 5:01:57 AM PDT
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Conspiracy Guy
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To: Conspiracy Guy
I know what song yer talking about! You were supposed to say:
Kitties. Makes me think of chinese restaurants, or something like that.
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posted on
09/14/2005 5:16:04 AM PDT
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pissant
To: pissant
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posted on
09/14/2005 5:28:12 AM PDT
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Conspiracy Guy
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To: Conspiracy Guy
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posted on
09/14/2005 6:15:18 AM PDT
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pissant
To: pissant
I can't stand Chinese food.
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posted on
09/14/2005 6:16:40 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
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To: LongElegantLegs
Thanks for the hysterical ping!
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posted on
09/14/2005 6:53:06 AM PDT
by
Vor Lady
(I'm too young to feel this d*&m old.)
To: Conspiracy Guy; pissant
They could have saved me a lot of page-turning if they had written the jokes on the centerfold girl.
I still worry about the pain of that staple.
I thought of a couple today...
Infiestation -- coming home early from a trip out of town to discover that the teenagers had decided to host a party.
Here's something that just occurred to me, a new definition for an old word...
Largesse -- Michael Moore in his Superman pajamas.
Why not?
Inviolinate -- protecting your musical instrument with Armor-All.
Perespective -- consideration, but at a distance.
Iranq -- the middle ground of the Middle East, for people who know no geography.
Georgraphy -- what Liberals think is President Bush's view of the World.
Anal Rententive -- Make up your own definitions.
Postitive -- the confidence you feel in pushing the post button, just as you also see that stupid mistake!
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posted on
09/14/2005 3:09:16 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
To: NicknamedBob
Very good. But I gotta head home.
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posted on
09/14/2005 3:11:51 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(If the dome was the hold of a slave ship. Ray Nagin was the slaver and Bush is Abraham Lincoln)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Give the girls a kiss for me ... in the proper order, of course.
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posted on
09/14/2005 3:13:21 PM PDT
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NicknamedBob
(I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
To: NicknamedBob
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09/15/2005 4:56:20 AM PDT
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Conspiracy Guy
(If the dome was the hold of a slave ship. Ray Nagin was the slaver and Bush is Abraham Lincoln)
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