Friggin' Granolas.
Ban on steak knives
My friend's brother did something similar! He was riding out in the country and a teenage kid flung a soda bottle at him as they drove by. The kids made the mistake of stopping at a convenience store about 3 miles down the road and not leaving before my friend's brother caught up with them. He pulled the bottle thrower out of the car and beat the crap out of him.
Nearly 20 years ago, when I was prone to fits of rage, someone in a car shot me in the face with a water pistol. I chased the car down to the red light where it was stopped and pulled the driver halfway out of the car through the open window. The two other passengers in the car didn't dare move as I threatened to pull the driver's ears off like peeling a banana.
Fortunately I got saved a few years later....