Posted on 09/08/2005 9:10:12 AM PDT by Soliton
After many years as a Freeper, I bid you adieu. The New Orleans disaster, in my home town, has turned the owners of this web site into a girly man. I'm done. Robb can pander to the looters and the scum.
Frank King, Soliton
Finally. I wasn't on the thread he is referencing, so I am going to hold judgement on that. However, any FReeper who tells others to suck on various parts of his anatomy makes FR a much better place by leaving.
AND I was just getting to know him and all....
Now who needs minions, only a few minutes left.....
*applause*
Excellent!
I would start one, but I'm already helping maintain the NC ping list, and I alone have the James Lileks ping list.
I hardly have time for either, and have in fact been asking people to remove me from their list(s).
There just aren't enough hours in the day.
See how well the assembly goes when you follow the instructions?
Thankyew. Thankyewveramuch.
*bows*
This account has been banned or suspended.
It appears that someone has declined his offer to "SMN!"
(Please add me to the list too.)
Don't let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya.
I sure hate lose freepers over silly stuff. We will need more not less of us for the fibg fight in 08.
The left will be united with pork while we will be a bunch kitties clawing each other.
I hope he comes back in a week, since you gave him an out. '99 freeper too.
Now what are we gonna do.....
Even the minion sale is ending soon.....
Quick, someone find me a humerous thread and post a link...
I'm desperate I tell you, I'm desperate....
That's it, I've had it....
All you all can just suck ummmm the air out of my tires, yeah that's the ticket....
There, that'll show em..... lol
The Ikea Song by Jonathan Coulton
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/music/Jonathan%20Coulton%20-%20Ikea.mp3
Long ago in days of yore
It all began with a god named Thor
There were Vikings and boats
And some plans for a furniture store
It’s not a bodega, it’s not a mall
And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine
As if there were apartments smaller than mine
Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don’t have a home you can buy one there
So rent a car or take the bus
Lay your cash down and put your trust
In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size
Billy the bookcase says hello
And so does a table whose name is Ingo
And the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl
Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don’t have a home you can buy one there
Ikea: plywood, brushed steel
Ikea: meatballs, tasty
Ikea: Allen wrenches
All of them for free
All of them for me
I’m sorry I said Ikea sucks
I just bought a table for 60 bucks
And a chair and a lamp
And a shelf and some candles for you
I was a doubter just like you
Till I saw the American dream come true
In New Jersey, they got a goddamned Swedish parade
Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don’t have a home you can buy one there
Can we start takin bets on your new screen name now?
Gotcha.
A little intrigue keeps the juices flowing, wouldn't you agree. :-)
Apparently that was in a e-mail he sent to Molly Ivans. Still feeel that way?
Not meaning to sound ignorant, here, but who is James Lileks?
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