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To: advance_copy

KAYNE WEST> You have two cows, but you're still convinced that George Bush doesn't care about black people.

John Kerry> You have two cows, neither of which served in Vietnam, and you keep reminding them of that fact.

6 posted on 09/03/2005 6:42:13 AM PDT by lowbridge

To: lowbridge

Oh, that is good...

Here's another:

BILL CLINTON> You have two cows, one of them is named Hillary.

7 posted on 09/03/2005 6:45:44 AM PDT by advance_copy (Stand for life, or nothing at all)

To: lowbridge

Good one, but like the SUVs, the cows are in Teresa's name (since methane gas contributes to global warming).

17 posted on 09/04/2005 4:38:11 AM PDT by Centaur (Never practice moderation to excess.)

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