Top 10 Songs that We Want to See a Freeper Sing (vanity)

PA Times | 9/1/05 | Dr. Pissant

[pissant]

Anyone who spends a few months lurking around FR will quickly recognize the diversity of talents and personality types that make up this group we call freepers. Since song threads tend to be so popular, I thought it only appropriate that we have a Freeper Karaoke Night to showcase those personalities.

Below are the Songs I think are most appropriate for our beloved fellow freepers to warble!

Top 10 Songs that Freepers Should Sing

10. Hell in a Bucket - Grateful Dead sung by Willie Green

9. I Love it When You Call Me Names - Joan Armatrading sung by Jersey Republican Biker Chick

8. Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top as sung by Mr. Jeeves

7. I Honestly Love You - Olivia Newton John as sung by Dashing Dasher to Pissant

6. Halfbreed - Cher as sung by Teenyelliott

5. I'm a Loser - Beatles as sung by Argh

4. Where Have all the Flowers Gone - Peter, Paul and Mary as sung by Peacebaby

3. Dancing on the Ceiling - Lionel Ritchie as sung by F16 Fighter

2. I Touch Myself - DiVinyls as sung by Najida

1. White Punks on Dope - The Tubes as sung by Darksheare

[Americanwolf]

Why the reference to ATHF.....

What a sad state of affairs when member of freerepublic refer to a late night stoner cartoon! :)

(I have had the unfortunate happenstance to run across this poor excuse for a cartoon on rare ocassion.) :)

[teenyelliott]

Can he please wear a shirt, too???????

[Darksheare]

Listening to the mp3.. it's definitely a saxophone solo.
;-)

[Feiny]

Sure, but it has to be tied in a knot to show off his belly button.

[Americanwolf]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

[pissant]

You can stuff Benjamins in my speedo!

[Darksheare]

Then there's this STP song that somebody with vocal talent should sing..

Stone Temple Pilots - Wonderful

If I were to die this mornin'
Would you tell me things that you wouldn't have?
Would you be my navigator?
Would you take me to a place we could hide?

As I'm fallin' out
I wonder what I lost
Must be movin' on
Know I'll be waitin' here alone

I wanna ask you to forgive me
I haven't been the best with all that I had
Wish I'd only laid beside you
I think I spread myself a little too thin

As I'm fadin' out
I don't feel anything at all
Think I'm movin' on
Know you'll be safe but not alone

You're the everything
That led me to believe,
"Hold on, hold on"
You're the wonder in everything
That's wonderful

[najida]

Yes,
and I'm your bodyguard,

Remember that. :)

[Dashing Dasher]

New version on the theme...

Shut Up And Drive by Chely Wright

Shut up and drive
You don't know what you're talking about
He's not the one
You ought to know that by now
You've got one of those hearts
That keeps changing your mind
Your heart has a way of making you stay
So shut up and drive

Don't look in the mirror
He might have that look in his eyes
The one thats so strong
It strangles your will to survive
He's mastered the art
Of looking sincere
His eyes have a way of making you stay
Don't look in the mirror

I'm the voice you never listen to
And I had to break your heart to make you see
That he's the one who will be missing you
And you'll only miss the man
That you wanted him to be

Turn the radio on
To drown out the sound of goodbye
Blink back the tears
Show me you've still got your pride
Just get yourself lost
In a sad country song
Those guys that they play
Know just what to say
Turn the radio on.

I'm the voice you never listen to
And I had to break your heart to make you see
That he's the one who will be missing you
And you'll only miss the man
That you wanted him to be
(my favorite part!)

Shut up and drive
Don't look in the mirror
Turn the radio on
Get out of here
Shut up and drive
Shut up and drive
Shut up and drive

[Feiny]

I only know one Benjamin & he is married to freeper AnnaZ. He will not want to go near your speedos.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Nope.

I can somehow see You, Fierce, and Owl all singing Frank Zappa's "Titties and Beer"

[Hi Heels]

Conspiracy Guy singing "Bad To The Bone". Laura Earl singing "Mama, Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)" to Conspiracy Guy. King Prout singing "My Way" by Sinatra. Pissant singing "I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few" or " I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You".

[Americanwolf]

AWB,

They playing your song!

[pissant]

She's the flirter. I'm just the magnet! ;o)

[King Prout]

I love that show.

MY NAAAAAAAAME IZ
SHAKE-ZILLA
THA MIKE RULAH
THA OLD SKOOLAH...

[Constitution Day]

It's been pretty good! Too much work; etc.
We should be moving by the end of the year.
We bought my parents' house and are waiting for them to finish building their new one.

How about your summer?

[pissant]

A room? Dash likes public viewing, so I'm told!

[Dashing Dasher]

Dream vs. Nightmare?

[King Prout]

I loathed it on sight, but it grew on me.
much of [adult swim] is like that

[Feiny]

Shouldn't his song be Werewolves of London?