[Swordmaker]

They did it with a trained Monarch Butterfly which batted its wings in 3/4 time to a boogie beat in Madagascar. This Unusual tempo reacted with the atmospheric pressure and was ampliphied by the Fibonocci Sequenced waving of Sun Flowers in Tibet which harmonically meshed with the squeeks of unoiled Hindu Prayer wheels (Which it was discovered acoustically described Mandelbrot infinities) and gave birth to the microscopic Blackhole of Calcutta which later grew to greatness named Katrina...

[Swordmaker]

Sorry about the technical jargon, but some things just don't translate well to Sanskrit.

[Swordmaker]

Stangely enough, the butterfly, which was female, was named George... which may have given rise to the rumor that Katrina was created by George W. Bush.

PS: Now that you know the true facts, please spread them as I have several warehouses full of tin foil to unload at bargain prices.

PPS: Note that my tin foil is the authentic thing... not that "Tin" foil made from aluminium... which, while it does stop ultrahigh Venusian brain waves, it is, as you probably already know, completely useless against the much more dangerous and insidious sub-sonic Alpha Centaurian brain waves.

[spetznaz]

That is beautiful. LOL.