Anything we try to get cats to do "brainy" things winds up in the toilet. We get down on our knees and beg for some reaction. The only thing a cat can comprehend is that they can make their claws do something "brilliant"....like clawing up the furniture, the drapes, the doors and their master.....and of course....pinning a mouse. Cats are just plain dumb.
Yeah. They're dumb all right. But they're so dern CUTE!
Lying in bed, waking up. Looking over to see my Wife and staring right into the eyes of the cat who's been sleeping on top of her face.
She says she doesn't mind, but my snoring annoys her. Go figure!