*** Official Friday Silliness ***

JibJab ^ | 08/26/2005 | OFST

[PaulaB]

Oh... almost forgot... didn't see Dallas on the list...

**LOL** Only the beautiful people in Dallas ;)

*wink*

[Izzy Dunne]

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[llevrok]

I play tennis with a 75 year old man. In the middle of a set, he calls "time" and we approach the net.

"What's up, Walter?", I ask.

"I have to tell you. You know I am older than you. I have aids."he says.

"Oh my Gosh. I am sorry for you!!!", says I.

As he turns around and heads back to his end of the court, I hear him saying, "Hearing AIDS, Band AIDS, MedicAIDS...."

I lost the set and match.

[JimWforBush]

[EX52D]

Looks like the lady in accounts payable...guess she couldn't get her singing career off the ground.

[Izzy Dunne]

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[Izzy Dunne]

Now playing: It's your favorite Rockin' Reverend:

[najida]

I just LOVE the "Lady Has a Scar" cover...

Looks like she's saying "Wanna see? It's riiiiiiggghhhhhhhtttt up here ;)"

[Izzy Dunne]

Now playing: Satan has been paralyzed, doo-wop doo-wop

[llevrok]

He abdicated the throne of OFST.

Sort of like the Queen Mum?

[fredhead]

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[martin_fierro]

Much, MUCH more pulp silliness here

[fredhead]

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[Rightly Biased]

Redneck Haiku

BEAUTY
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps

REMORSE
A painful sadness
Can't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door

Big ol' tornado
I done lost my dad-gum house
All that's left are wheels

Looking for main road?
Boy, you can't get there from here
Have to start elsewhere.

OPTIONS
Unemployment's out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability

Deer, cow, horse or dog?
Woods too thick, I cannot tell
What the Hell, I'll shoot

BLAZE
Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with
Gasoline again

Recall Earl's last words
"Hold my beer and watch this, Bud"
Trucks not meant to fly

A NEW MOON
Flashlights pierce darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we'll gig some frogs

EXUBERANCE
Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil

Mosquitoes softball-sized
Food for the bats
And good show with zapper

ALONE
Seeking solitude
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order

DESIRE
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
you are my cousin

OFFERINGS
Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert

DRAMA
Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
At 9 O'Clock

DEPRIVED
In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants 'rassling doll
Mama whups his ass

NO SIGNAL
White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; satellite dish
needs new descrambler

IMPOUNDED
Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino

GATHERING
In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man

PRIDE
Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans
Filling pickup bed

Wheelless, lifeless, lawned,
Chevy up on cinder blocks--
Monument or task?

[najida]

Do ya know what 'in a Gadda da vida' is supposed to mean?

[LongElegantLegs]

Good morning, all you silly people.

[Izzy Dunne]

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