weird-goings-on-in-west-texas-ping
Come to think of it......Coleman is not that far from Abilene, which is not that far from Baird, Texas, either, which is where Bill Burkett of the Rathergate Memos is from; "chupacabra" is a Spanish word, and "Lucy Ramirez" is a Hispanic name......are we sure this "chupacabra" wasn't mocked up at Kinko's in Abilene?
Hmmmmm, you may be on to something there. Maybe it was the product of gene splicing. On the other hand, these critters are vampire-ish; maybe it is just a new breed of liberal.