Heh...come to think of it, I think someone bought their way to the Mawwiage Encouter weekend, and that's the only reason they went. It was NOT the sort of thing my Dad would have volunteered for, even before he got older and set in his ways.
Hm...
Mawwaige.
Mawwaige is what bwings us togevah today.
And wuv - twue wuv - will fowwow you, fowehav and evah.
Maybe that's how these people make their money. No one ever wants to go, but they will buy passes for other people to go as a present... and no one ever shows up. :~D