Hmmmm....the stove is next to the freezer. It's on the front line. The dishwasher is the farthest away. It's probably clueless and doesn't want to get involved....not knowing that a renegade toaster lives on the counter just above it.
So the dishwasher is Switzerland, officially neutral and producing lots of chocolate.
Do you think the toaster can raise an army of squirrels to come in through the window and leave the kitchen in squalor?