You know, we try to teach the boys that "we don't say shut up."
But, I swear, sometimes that's the only thing that will shut him up. Wife glared at me the first time...'til she saw it actually worked.
He tells Jr. how to drive too...
*snicker*. When Joseph was in the 2nd grade, he told someone at school to shut up. One of the little girls in his class told his teacher he said the "'S' Swear " He got sent to the principal who found it difficult to believe he said the bad word, until she asked him and and he said he did say it. She asked him exactly what he'd said, and he said he told a little boy to "Shut Up". Apparently, according to the kids, that was the " 'S' Swear".