If the Islamofacists hate it, then all the more reason to enjoy it! ;o)
Here's an idea, we get a bunch of FReepers together to donate pickled pigs feet, pork rinds, etc, box them up, and ship them over to Iraq for the enjoyment of the insurgents!
Well, when you said "guilty pleasure" foods, I think you mean foods one might be ashamed to admit liking, or loving.
Here's one of mine, from the old law-school days:
Make a box of Velveeta Shells and Cheese. When the pasta is added to the water, add half a cup of frozen green peas. Cook and strain normally. When the cheese pack is added, dump in a can of tuna.
Mmmmmmm.
The idea of it makes cyborg laugh out loud, but for me, it's blindingly easy and not entirely unbalanced, and with a bit of extra shells from the Barilla box, it's enough for lunch AND dinner.