Yeah, I was wondering where CHOCOLATE is, too.
I don't think they're listing desserts, just things that might qualify as "food". (But chocolate is a major food group all on its own for me). ;-)
What about those nasty "fruit" pies that are sometimes as cheap as four for a dollar at gas stations, or used to be. I've had a lot of those over the years...sometimes in the summer my siblings and I would walk into town (six miles), get scads of the cheapest junk food we could find, and later bum a ride home with Dad when he got off work.