Super Secret Guilty Pleasure Foods (vanity)

PA times | 8/23/05 | Dr. Pissant

[pissant]

Most of us take pride in the fact that we have some knowledge of proper nutrition and diet. Many of us run, bike, or do other vigorous exercise to maintain or college figures.

But there are some foods, often discovered in our youth, that no matter how nutritionally worthless they may be, are just too darn tasty to give up.

We may not tell our friends and loved ones, and we'll hide them under the other groceries in the supermarket, but somehow these guilty pleasure find a way into our gullets!

So without further adieu...

Top 5 Guilty Pleasure Foods

5. Velveeta Cheese. Who knows if there is any dairy product in this stuff. But darn it tastes good smothering nachos or melted on a toasted cheese sandwich!

4. Chicken in a Biscuit. The perfect cracker to compliment Velveeta. It's good to know that MSG and powder made from dry chickens can be so addicting!

3. Vienna Sausages. Though these little gems are not likely to show up as an appetizer at a fancy party, give me that yummy taste of Mechanically Separated Chicken and pork over cavier anytime!!

2. Sardines. Something about little stinky fish in a can turns off alot of people. But the fond memories of camping trips eating these oily creatures on a saltine cracker....

1. Hot and Spicy Pork Rinds. I know these delicious fried chunks of pig fat made a comeback during the Atkins craze. But some of us never abandoned these carnivorous treats! PETA be damned!

[Petronski]

Ah, haluski! I'll be over at five tomorrow. Use plenty of the green cabbage!

[mylife]

Yeah Velveeta with rotel tomatos and browned crumbled sausage with tortila chips!

I like savory better than sweet

Oh Butter pecan icecream!

[mylife]

Wow! another fan of penutbutter and pickle sandwiches!

I love em toasted

[PennsylvaniaMom]

And a little garlic salt too...

Maybe I could help cater your wedding reception :)

PaMom

[Twinkie]

Well, most of my cooking is pot stickers, but really a potsticker is a Chinese dumpling filled with meat and boiled (I think boiled, or fried maybe) with a delicious sauce over it. Some Chinese person may correct me on this.

[ronnied]

I'll admit to liking sardines - King Oscar brand are the best, by far, especially the ones packed in olive oil. Great with crackers, or I like 'em with a little lemon juice, eaten straight out of the can. I love kipper snacks, too.


with thinly sliced onion on italian bread, hmmm

[Vicki]

I have never tried peanut butter and pickle toasted. I bet it's good. I'll have to give it a try.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Hiya my!
Don't forget Nanner puddin'!
;0)
Ms.B

[mylife]

I like PB and dill pickle on toasted pumernickle.

I call it a P3 L0L

[mylife]

L0L 'nanner pudding

Of course

[Vor Lady]

I'm with ya on all but the sardines! I can't eat food that is looking at me.

[SandRat]

1. Cheeze-Whiz straight out of the can
   
2. Ruffles Potato Chips with Vanilla Ice Cream Dip
   
3. Toll House Morals straight out of the bag
   
4. Peanut butter on sliced apple rings
   
5. Chocolate Chip Cookie dough (at least 4 HEAPING TABLESPOONS when the cook isn't looking)
   
6. Fried Baloney Samwitches
   
7. WHOP! Biscuits and honey hot from the oven.
   
8. Campfire SMORES
   
9. Fried Corned-beef Hash and Eggs over easy
   

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Vanilla ice cream dip?
Interesting...
Ms.B

[SandRat]

Girth expanding if indulged in too often too.

[Ciexyz]

Bubbly yummy cheese casserole can't be beat! Add oregano and veggies and pimento.

[pissant]

Now pork rinds AND sardines! That's a meal. LOL

[marmar]

You.....mean together? I like artichoke hearts... Ice cream sandwiches.......sounds good about now....