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Super Secret Guilty Pleasure Foods (vanity)
PA times | 8/23/05 | Dr. Pissant

Posted on 08/23/2005 8:32:28 AM PDT by pissant

Most of us take pride in the fact that we have some knowledge of proper nutrition and diet. Many of us run, bike, or do other vigorous exercise to maintain or college figures.

But there are some foods, often discovered in our youth, that no matter how nutritionally worthless they may be, are just too darn tasty to give up.

We may not tell our friends and loved ones, and we'll hide them under the other groceries in the supermarket, but somehow these guilty pleasure find a way into our gullets!

So without further adieu...

Top 5 Guilty Pleasure Foods

5. Velveeta Cheese. Who knows if there is any dairy product in this stuff. But darn it tastes good smothering nachos or melted on a toasted cheese sandwich!

4. Chicken in a Biscuit. The perfect cracker to compliment Velveeta. It's good to know that MSG and powder made from dry chickens can be so addicting!

3. Vienna Sausages. Though these little gems are not likely to show up as an appetizer at a fancy party, give me that yummy taste of Mechanically Separated Chicken and pork over cavier anytime!!

2. Sardines. Something about little stinky fish in a can turns off alot of people. But the fond memories of camping trips eating these oily creatures on a saltine cracker....

1. Hot and Spicy Pork Rinds. I know these delicious fried chunks of pig fat made a comeback during the Atkins craze. But some of us never abandoned these carnivorous treats! PETA be damned!


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To: cowboyway

Wow...just...wow!


121 posted on 08/23/2005 9:17:41 AM PDT by EX52D
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To: Petronski

Agreed. No accounting whatsoever! Thank God for the variety of crappy foods available!


122 posted on 08/23/2005 9:17:49 AM PDT by pissant
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To: EX52D

six olives on a stick with scotch and water, twist of lemon


123 posted on 08/23/2005 9:17:51 AM PDT by newfrpr04
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To: pissant

Great list, but I would add "potted meat" to make it a top six items.


124 posted on 08/23/2005 9:18:11 AM PDT by snowsislander
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To: newfrpr04

Tiger tails are just gussied up twinkies. They are still around!


125 posted on 08/23/2005 9:18:24 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Petronski

My dad used to eat that stuff by the pounds. Amazing he's still alive. He even ate it once after it had started to spoil and turn green. Couldn't bare the thought of throwing it out.


126 posted on 08/23/2005 9:19:00 AM PDT by conservativebabe (Down with Islam)
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To: Lazamataz

I like the stew the best. ANything with lye!


127 posted on 08/23/2005 9:19:18 AM PDT by pissant
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To: conservativebabe

Very yummy! Soemthing about meat in a can!


128 posted on 08/23/2005 9:19:52 AM PDT by pissant
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To: conservativebabe

How green?

Sometimes it gets a greenish tinge even when it's just fine. Cover the green part with mustard and yum yum.


129 posted on 08/23/2005 9:20:12 AM PDT by Petronski (I stick to Rovian talking points: "I love Cyborg!")
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To: Always Right

Now that's what i'm talkin bout! What kind of guilty pleasure is Vienna Sausages. YUCK!


130 posted on 08/23/2005 9:20:15 AM PDT by uncitizen
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To: conservativebabe

No. But growing up in Tacoma w/o a football team, the Vikings were it, baby!


131 posted on 08/23/2005 9:20:40 AM PDT by pissant
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To: R. Scott

The origainals. The soft Chips Ahoy suck!


132 posted on 08/23/2005 9:21:07 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Petronski

green enough that he was sick for 3 days after! LOL!


133 posted on 08/23/2005 9:21:37 AM PDT by conservativebabe (Down with Islam)
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To: Argh
Oh my gosh, I love floats. Where I come from we called root beer floats Black Cows. Love black cows.

Funny how there can be a ton of Cindy Sheehan and fair tax subjects and that is fine but something like THIS really brings everybody and their pets out of the woodwork!
134 posted on 08/23/2005 9:21:45 AM PDT by A knight without armor
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To: RedBeaconNY

I'm with you except for the Krispy Kremes. They are nothing but sugar flavored air, IMO!


135 posted on 08/23/2005 9:21:57 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

You are disgusting...


136 posted on 08/23/2005 9:22:01 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.)
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To: Tired of Taxes

I thought it was part of the "plastic" food group.


137 posted on 08/23/2005 9:22:02 AM PDT by nickcarraway (I'm Only Alive, Because a Judge Hasn't Ruled I Should Die...)
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To: kenth

That's amazing. 1120% of the daily limit of cholesterol.



1120%!

LOL


138 posted on 08/23/2005 9:22:35 AM PDT by Petronski (I stick to Rovian talking points: "I love Cyborg!")
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To: linn37

OK. Any combo of Chocolate and PB works well for me!


139 posted on 08/23/2005 9:22:42 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Uh oh, we can no longer be friends, I am a life-long Bears fan. (wink,wink) :)


140 posted on 08/23/2005 9:22:56 AM PDT by conservativebabe (Down with Islam)
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