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Super Secret Guilty Pleasure Foods (vanity)
PA times | 8/23/05 | Dr. Pissant

Posted on 08/23/2005 8:32:28 AM PDT by pissant

Most of us take pride in the fact that we have some knowledge of proper nutrition and diet. Many of us run, bike, or do other vigorous exercise to maintain or college figures.

But there are some foods, often discovered in our youth, that no matter how nutritionally worthless they may be, are just too darn tasty to give up.

We may not tell our friends and loved ones, and we'll hide them under the other groceries in the supermarket, but somehow these guilty pleasure find a way into our gullets!

So without further adieu...

Top 5 Guilty Pleasure Foods

5. Velveeta Cheese. Who knows if there is any dairy product in this stuff. But darn it tastes good smothering nachos or melted on a toasted cheese sandwich!

4. Chicken in a Biscuit. The perfect cracker to compliment Velveeta. It's good to know that MSG and powder made from dry chickens can be so addicting!

3. Vienna Sausages. Though these little gems are not likely to show up as an appetizer at a fancy party, give me that yummy taste of Mechanically Separated Chicken and pork over cavier anytime!!

2. Sardines. Something about little stinky fish in a can turns off alot of people. But the fond memories of camping trips eating these oily creatures on a saltine cracker....

1. Hot and Spicy Pork Rinds. I know these delicious fried chunks of pig fat made a comeback during the Atkins craze. But some of us never abandoned these carnivorous treats! PETA be damned!


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To: kenth

Eeeeeewwww! Is that real?


81 posted on 08/23/2005 9:05:01 AM PDT by conservativebabe (Down with Islam)
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To: pissant

chocolate cake with peanut butter icing


82 posted on 08/23/2005 9:05:14 AM PDT by linn37 (Have you hugged your Phlebotomist today?)
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To: pissant

Oh yeah. You're so right. It's alot more common in my house than vienna sausages. Yucky.


83 posted on 08/23/2005 9:05:50 AM PDT by uncitizen
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To: najida

You have not lived until you have had fried Vienna sausages and eggs! Topped with Velveeta! ;o)


84 posted on 08/23/2005 9:06:00 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Millee

Little Debbie, Little Debbie....I'm a comin' on home baby.


85 posted on 08/23/2005 9:06:05 AM PDT by SoDak
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To: conservativebabe

Unfortunately


86 posted on 08/23/2005 9:06:22 AM PDT by kenth
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To: pissant

How about Hormel tamales in the can?


87 posted on 08/23/2005 9:06:40 AM PDT by conservativebabe (Down with Islam)
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To: alwaysconservative

OMIGOD!

That was such a funny story line in the book. (Especially when everyone else started munching on her 'loot'). And I too admit that I can down a bag of Cheetos like nobody's business.


88 posted on 08/23/2005 9:06:41 AM PDT by najida (I run with scissors and I don't play well with others.)
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To: Living Free in NH

Oy. Now that I can't do! LOL


89 posted on 08/23/2005 9:06:53 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Yup. Puffy Cheese Doodle


90 posted on 08/23/2005 9:07:13 AM PDT by Hoodlum91
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To: kenth; cyborg

They're not gross enough au jus? They had to be "in milk gravy?"

[full body shudder]


The better half is a nutrition devotee. She's going to want to see this one. ;O)


91 posted on 08/23/2005 9:07:40 AM PDT by Petronski (I stick to Rovian talking points: "I love Cyborg!")
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To: pissant

:::THUD:::

You are truly evil sir.


92 posted on 08/23/2005 9:08:11 AM PDT by najida (I run with scissors and I don't play well with others.)
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To: conservativebabe

Nuke 'em and throw on some form of processed cheese food. Almost as good as fried Spam sammiches.


93 posted on 08/23/2005 9:08:26 AM PDT by kenth
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To: najida

I still like that ribbon candy that you can buy at Christmas time.


94 posted on 08/23/2005 9:08:38 AM PDT by conservativebabe (Down with Islam)
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To: pissant; najida; cyborg
You have not lived until you have had fried Vienna sausages and eggs! Topped with Velveeta! ;o)

That's too bad, because you won't live long afterwards.

95 posted on 08/23/2005 9:09:06 AM PDT by Petronski (I stick to Rovian talking points: "I love Cyborg!")
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To: pissant

Ok, Krispy Kreme Chocolate Iced Cake Doughnuts. I gave up the habit a few months ago, but plan to return someday (very moderately) when I can better see my feet without leaning forward. They are just damned good.


96 posted on 08/23/2005 9:09:22 AM PDT by SoDak
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To: najida

I liked that they had to ration a few bags of cheez doodles for her just to get her through her court appearance, and that the judge was a heavy-set woman who was totally sympathetic, LOLOLOLOLOL!


97 posted on 08/23/2005 9:09:42 AM PDT by alwaysconservative (Intelligent and witty humor groupie)
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To: newfrpr04

pop tarts are the best.


98 posted on 08/23/2005 9:09:57 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: newfrpr04

oh, and they're not terribly unhealthy.


99 posted on 08/23/2005 9:10:39 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: pissant
Spam, cut about 1/2" thick and put on a sandwich with Velveeta! Yum!

Spam, cut about ½ inch thick and fried with Maple Syrup! Great sandwich center, nothing further is needed.
100 posted on 08/23/2005 9:10:57 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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