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1 posted on 08/22/2005 9:29:32 PM PDT by mylife
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Feel free to pull this if its just to over the top


2 posted on 08/22/2005 9:31:15 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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IN A.D. 2005...
...EXHIBITION WAS BEGINNING.
MANAGER: WHAT HAPPEN?
ASSISTANT: HE SET UP US THE BOMB.


3 posted on 08/22/2005 9:33:16 PM PDT by RichInOC (MANAGER: WHAT YOU SAY!!)
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Mr. Hackett’s bomb is designed to be triggered from “anywhere else in the world—you call a cell phone.” He said that he had already purchased the cell-phone trigger. Only he knows the number—but, of course, he has no plans to explode it.

Imagine! An entire gallery destroyed by a random tele-marketing call.

4 posted on 08/22/2005 9:33:51 PM PDT by reg45
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Only he knows the number—but, of course, he has no plans to explode it.

Of course not. That would be insane.


5 posted on 08/22/2005 9:38:30 PM PDT by MaryFromMichigan
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Mr. Hackett, who is an artist, doesn’t like to jaywalk; he crosses the Manhattan streets with caution. He looks something like a big paramilitary teddy bear, in work boots (his only pair of shoes) and all-black clothes. He’s in his early 30’s and has lots of big dreadlocks and many freckles.

Bwaaaahaaahaaa

6 posted on 08/22/2005 9:39:14 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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[Hackett] said the strength of the bomb would be equivalent to “about four pounds of TNT. It doesn’t sound like much,” he allowed, “but it’s enough to kill everyone in the gallery.”

He's right - that doesn't sound like much. :-)

7 posted on 08/22/2005 9:40:07 PM PDT by HitmanLV
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There was a first season episode of one of my fave tv comedies , Get Smart, where a KAOS agent was using special paints that caused a chemical reaction with each other after a certaibn time.

He was delivering them to embassies and government buildings, and then KABOOM! Max & 99 figured out that the paintings were the common denominators and tracked him to his gallery and captured him.

TV used to be good!


8 posted on 08/22/2005 9:41:45 PM PDT by HitmanLV
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Dont Cell Phone companies recycle numbers? Everytime i get a new cell phone i always get flooded with calls for someone else.


15 posted on 08/22/2005 10:36:42 PM PDT by chudogg (www.chudogg.blogspot.com)
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He should be under arrest in a few........


17 posted on 08/22/2005 11:32:50 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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I've seen some art that I felt should be detonated.


18 posted on 08/22/2005 11:37:09 PM PDT by Blue Champagne (Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?)
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