Here is the lad

1 posted on
08/22/2005 9:29:32 PM PDT by
mylife
To: Admin Moderator
Feel free to pull this if its just to over the top
2 posted on
08/22/2005 9:31:15 PM PDT by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: mylife
IN A.D. 2005...
...EXHIBITION WAS BEGINNING.
MANAGER: WHAT HAPPEN?
ASSISTANT: HE SET UP US THE BOMB.
3 posted on
08/22/2005 9:33:16 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(MANAGER: WHAT YOU SAY!!)
To: mylife
Mr. Hacketts bomb is designed to be triggered from anywhere else in the worldyou call a cell phone. He said that he had already purchased the cell-phone trigger. Only he knows the numberbut, of course, he has no plans to explode it.Imagine! An entire gallery destroyed by a random tele-marketing call.
4 posted on
08/22/2005 9:33:51 PM PDT by
reg45
To: mylife
Only he knows the numberbut, of course, he has no plans to explode it.
Of course not. That would be insane.

To: All
Mr. Hackett, who is an artist, doesnt like to jaywalk; he crosses the Manhattan streets with caution. He looks something like a big paramilitary teddy bear, in work boots (his only pair of shoes) and all-black clothes. Hes in his early 30s and has lots of big dreadlocks and many freckles. Bwaaaahaaahaaa
6 posted on
08/22/2005 9:39:14 PM PDT by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: mylife
[Hackett] said the strength of the bomb would be equivalent to about four pounds of TNT. It doesnt sound like much, he allowed, but its enough to kill everyone in the gallery.He's right - that doesn't sound like much. :-)
7 posted on
08/22/2005 9:40:07 PM PDT by
HitmanLV
To: mylife
There was a first season episode of one of my fave tv comedies , Get Smart, where a KAOS agent was using special paints that caused a chemical reaction with each other after a certaibn time.
He was delivering them to embassies and government buildings, and then KABOOM! Max & 99 figured out that the paintings were the common denominators and tracked him to his gallery and captured him.
TV used to be good!
8 posted on
08/22/2005 9:41:45 PM PDT by
HitmanLV
To: mylife
Dont Cell Phone companies recycle numbers? Everytime i get a new cell phone i always get flooded with calls for someone else.
15 posted on
08/22/2005 10:36:42 PM PDT by
chudogg
(www.chudogg.blogspot.com)
To: mylife
He should be under arrest in a few........
17 posted on
08/22/2005 11:32:50 PM PDT by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: mylife
I've seen some art that I felt should be detonated.
18 posted on
08/22/2005 11:37:09 PM PDT by
Blue Champagne
(Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?)
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