[grey_whiskers]

'Tis satire, folks. Look at the title!

[headsonpikes]

Yours is a quite excellent and progressive proposal, but I prefer to cut directly to the equality chase:

http://instruct.westvalley.edu/lafave/hb.html

"It was then that Diana Moon Glampers, the Handicapper General, came into the studio with a double-barreled ten-gauge shotgun. She fired twice, and the Emperor and the Empress were dead before they hit the floor."

[marblehead17]

ping