[ChefKeith]

I'm gonna go with turn those three wishes into three more wishes for each and then continue with using 2 of the three to help fix things in the world and use the third one from each to have three more and so on and so on...

[atlanta67]

Muslims convert to Christianity
Democrat party impodes and GOP becomes fiscally responsible
More free porn

[BulletBobCo]

Three friends were stranded on a desert island. After several weeks with no food and no drinking water, they were beginning to lose heart.

Suddenly, a bottle floated into the shore and a beautiful genie popped out. She said, "I have three wishes to grant. Each of you gentleman can make one wish come true."

Friend number one got excited. He said, "I wish I was in Las Vegas with dice in one hand and a drink in the other, surrounded by music, food, and beautiful women." Instantly he was gone, his wish granted.

Friend number two smiled and said, "I wish I was back home right now with my wonderful wife and our two small children, at our log cabin in the woods sitting in front of the fire and singing Christmas carols together." Just like that, he disappeared.

The genie asked the remaining man, "And what do you wish for?"

He answered, "Gee, I wish I had my buddies back to help me decide..."

[kstewskis]

Imagine No Liberals...

Early retirement....

and that guy I've been wanting to go out with for years now...

[HitmanLV]

I've read enough about wishes to know you have to word them very carefully. :-)

[digger48]

1. I wish I hadn't clicked on here.......>poof<

[woofie]

I wish I didnt have all these wishes

[Petronski]

a) A three-book deal

b) Healthy children

c) Water-front property

[tuffydoodle]

Peace and happiness for all the world.

A lighted, indoor arena.

A schnorkie.

[trussell]

I would use the first wish to wish for unlimited wishes...the next wish to wish that none of my future wishes could be used against me (ie. asking for strength used to turn me into a man)...then I would use my unlimited wishes to wish for things to be made better.

[BigSkyFreeper]

I'm gonna go with turn those three wishes into three more wishes for each and then continue with using 2 of the three to help fix things in the world and use the third one from each to have three more and so on and so on...

You sound like a Miss America Pageant contestant. LOL! :P

Seriously though, I wish the Democrats would just get it over with and implode, meet the woman of my dreams, and Muslim extremism was exterminated once and for all from the face of the Earth.

[walden]

3 Wishes:

1) My children live long, happy lives and have children of their own, who live long, happy lives and have . . .

I was going to get all philosophical and philanthropic
here, but the truth is that numbers 2 and 3 are:

2) My children live long, happy lives and have children of their own, who live long, happy lives and have . . .
3) My children live long, happy lives and have children of their own, who live long, happy lives and have . . .

I can't help it-- I'm a breeder. ;)

[Fiddlstix]

This is a no brainer.....

1. Money
2. More Money
&
3. More Money

[Hank Rearden]

1) Allah trips over a pig and dies.
2) Palestinians and Moos the world over suddenly vanish.
3) Israel does a Rachel Corrie on Allah's body, just to be sure.

[neutrino]

Wish 1: I would like a perfect, permanent, and accurate memory.

Wish 2: Defining immortality as eternal youth, health, vigor, and indestructibility in or by any way, means, or method, I wish for immortality.

wish 3: I wish for the permanent ability to quickly, easily, universally, and permanently edit reality including but not limited to all areas of space, time, and all other dimensions.

[RS]

The top 20 Sunday papers from a year in advance delivered to me each week.

[InvisibleChurch]

1-send shrillary off to a parallel universe so she can screw things up as much as she wants (then be able to watch everyone go nuts over there)

2-lower cholesterol

3- a huge bag of Lays potato chips

[cyborg]

Here's what I'd wish at the moment... that I have enough money to pay off the family bills and live reasonably, get small enough to fit into my cousin's wedding dress so I don't have to buy one and not get alzheimer's disease when I get old.

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

That my daddy didn't have cancer.
That I had enough money to give away to others who needed it.
That I never had to worry about having enough money to pay for my children's Christian education.
That the Clintons were in prison.

[GSlob]

You might read the "Arabian nights" on the subject, for it would teach you what NOT to do in such a situation. In it an especially pious Muslim was indeed granted three wishes as a reward for his piety. On his wife's advice he first asked for a... bodily enlargement - and no sooner did he wish for it that it became so large that he could not move. Seeing that, again on his wife's advice, he asked to be rid of such a calamity - and instantly he became a eunuch. After that, his wife prompted him to spend his last wish on being restored to status quo ante.
And as for your system - it is too cumbersome. Simply request omnipotence, and this single request, if granted, would suffice.

[A knight without armor]

Alright, now everybody knows the wish rules say you cannot use a wish to make more wishes. That really is wishful thinking.

1. I'd wish for a perfect body appropriate for my age.
2. I always wanted the gift of hands-on healing.
3. I'd wish to always be in God's perfect will.