*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

Right Here ^ | 12/19/2005 | All of Us

[JimWforBush]

Your Hidden Talent

Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people. You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together. Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly. People crave your praise and complements.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You too, huh?

Well, I guess we better start a REVOLUTION!!

[llevrok]

There was a man named Sweeny

Who spilt some gin on his weenie

Not thought to be uncouth, he spilt some vermouth

And later slipped his wife a martini.

[Dead Corpse]

Yeash... The Twins maybe. They'd need some feedin' up first. Big boyz don't play with brakable toyz.

Portman... No. Man's gotta have some standards. I draw the line at liberal, vegan, gasbags that'd serve a much better purpose in life as fertilizer.

[JimWforBush]

But, I do not think I could deal with Hillary no matter how drunk I was.

If I were to puke, which I don't no matter how much I drink, it would defintely be a targeted puking towards her.

[Dead Corpse]

Sounds good. I've been dying to start one for a while now... ;-)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

OK, What are we fighting for first?(there are so many things to choose from)

What is our battle cry?

[llevrok]

Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car.

They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on! That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. The little, tiny Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn. She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f@#k off the car!"

[Dashing Dasher]

I got in a fight with a gay co-worker. Now the other gay co-worker has his panties in a wad.

You didn't realize that their panties were connected?

;-)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You Are 95% American

You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

How American Are You?

[Dashing Dasher]

Silly Walk?

How about Silly Soccer Kicks?

[CTOCS]

A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lottery."

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. She again prays..."God please let me win the lottery. I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car next."

Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again she prays..."My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. Please let me win the lottery just this one time."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens opened. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself..."Sweetheart, work with me on this...

Buy a ticket!!..."

[Dashing Dasher]

Your Hidden Talent

You are both very knowledgeable and creative. You tend to be full of new ideas and potential - big potential. Ideas like yours could change the world, if you build them. As long as you don't stop working on your dreams, you'll get there.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

[Fog Nozzle]

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Your Political Profile

Overall: 90% Conservative, 10% Liberal

Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Ethics: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

[BJClinton]

*snicker* I s'pose I had that coming.

[Dashing Dasher]

You Are 182% American

You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

How American Are You?

[exile]

Your Political Profile

Overall: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Ethics: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

Yo Biker Chick, Hail to the King Baby!