Posted on 08/15/2005 9:05:44 AM PDT by pissant
Though I rarely watch Television these days, I thought I'd be a good sport and watch a few minutes of what my wife was tuned into the other night. It was a Sex in the City re-run. After fifteen minutes of that, I had enough. First of all, the "jokes" were very unfunny. But secondly, for a show with such a title, the women on it were anything but sexy.
On top of that, the other "hot woman" show, Desperate Housewives, leaves alot to be desired in that category as well.
So it has become time to review our TV history and list the woman who actually were sexy in their heyday!
The Top 7 Sexiest Woman of Televsion
7. Laura Petrie (Dick Van Dyke Show): She dressed in tight capri pants, had perfect hair, and was cute as a bug!
6. Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie): That costume alone made for many a pleasant dreams. But that silky blonde hair and sexy eyes put her into the top 7!!
5. Colleen McMurphy (China Beach): Dana Delaney could warm up my tent any time. Innocent looking, with a wild streak. Lovely bobbed hair and a perfect smile!
4. Angie Dickinson (Policewoman): Yeah, I know, the show wasn't very good. But as a boy I could not turn the channel anytime Angie was on the screen!
3. 99 (Get Smart): The 2nd best female secret agent in TV history. Barbara Feldon still looks good to this day! My 1st true love!
2. Samantha Stevens (Be-witched): Though I do like Nicole Kidman, she cannot touch the wholesome sexiness of Elizabeth Montgomery, IMO. I also wished she would twitch her nose and replace Darrin with ME!!
1. Emma Peel (The Avengers): Diana Rigg made the show. The first TV Dominatrix. I'm tempted to buy the boxed DVD set of all the episodes!
In the great cosmic quest for the ultimate truth the answer is always "Mary Ann."
(The question of course being "Ginger or Mary Ann?")
Oh Great!
I only have to find a "Betty Jo" and I'll have completed the "Pettycoat Junction" trio.
(Already dated a "Billie Jo" and a "Bobbie Jo" and never lived East of Denver)
Well worth the wait for Mrs. Howell! LOL
What about me?
Jane Seymour is still gorgeous!
You can still like her alot being married. Just keep it under your hat! ;o)
No sir! Ginger!
Did I mention I liked your title? When I saw "Dr. Pissant", I laughed out loud. Great thread, as always.
Wow! Those are some good snaps of Vanessa
Why thank you. I needed to wear my Dr.'s hat for the important examinations required on such a thread!
Yes Sir.
You are always fully clothed... and talking... blah blah blah... ;)
Just checking. LOL.
Nervous?
Disappointed! LOL
Joe Lando was/IS so yummy!
Same with Adrian Paul.....
Oh my, is it getting warm in here? Do I care? HA!
Consider yourself "bumped"; but with the most feminine of intentions!
BTTT
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