"Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" (Ebert 0 Star review ends with peerless dismissal) (Humor)

rogerebert.com ^ | 8/12/05 | Roger Ebert

[curtisgardner]

this movie looks terrible. i will not be wasting my money on it.

[L98Fiero]

"Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks."

LOL! That was good.

[RebelBanker]

The only thing with Rob Schneider in it that I have seen and actually liked was the music video "Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On." Three minutes or so and NO dialog is just about right for him, IMHO.

[Moral Hazard]

Doesn't he have some fashion advice for the Bush daughters he should be giving instead of writing this review?

[L98Fiero]

Reminds me of that South Park episode, "Rob Scheider in: Derp-De-Derp-De-Derp."

[stylin_geek]

That left not just a mark, but a permanent indentation.

[avg_freeper]

I thought the first one was funny. I'll probably Netflix this one.

[sully777]

If I haven't mentioned it today, Roger Ebert looks like Big Gay Al from South Park.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Anyone who DOES waste money on a Rob Schneider film needs to have his financial priorities AND his head examined.

Some SNL alumni just shouldn't have movie careers.

[Alexander Rubin]

Oh Mr. Ebert, just when I think you're a useless tool, you go and write something like this and totally redeem yourself.

Way to go.

[Minus_The_Bear]

True... but anything Ebert hates is ok with me

[Liberty Valance]

Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.

Yes the movie probably sucks Mr. Ebert but I would like to publicly thank Schneider for visiting the troops in Iraq. How about you Mr. Ebert?

[myself6]

Egbert is a liberal d--k. Even if he is right about this movie, he is still a liberal d--k.

I have no use for him.

Pulitzer prize? whats that worth? Anyone who writes the most outrageous liberal garbage wins one. Its the equivalent of a socialist pissing contest.

[Publius Valerius]

Pure comedy. For some reason that I'm still not entirely sure of, I began watching Ebert's Sunday morning movie show. It actually turned out to be pretty good, and I enjoy watching Ebert bash all of the movies that come out. But this article, though, very funny.

[sharkhawk]

Schneider was also in Demoliton Man for about a minute. A pretty good movie with a suprisingly conservative message.

[Revolting cat!]

I'll wait for his partner's Siskel's review!

[Borges]

Well when he won it in 1975 he was just writing great film criticism. For those who likes that sort of thing it's useful.

[Tanniker Smith]

Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.

I have no particular fondness for Roger Ebert and I usually don't care one whit about what he has to say (*), but that was damn funny.

TS
(*) ... except, of course, for the two rebuttals that I got printed in the Daily News "Counterpunch" column back when they ran it and back when Ebert was in the NY Daily News.