Amen to that!!!
Men Stages:
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In
his highly aroused state her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next
30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford
new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he
explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning,
and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years
of deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed
him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over
$2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest
depositors in the bank. She explained that for the 30 years she had
charged him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the
results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her
husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his
voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were
doing, I would have given you all my business!"
THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM!
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths
shut.....
How's things?
I'd have probably gotten in trouble for complaining that she handn't diversified her customer base.
Shalom.