Posted on 08/11/2005 4:45:58 AM PDT by kingattax
Pictures?
"Beep Beep! Beep Beep! the 'kini went Beep Beep!
"Pardon me miss...but I believe your bikini is paging my mobile unit."
How 'bout a ring tone that plays "Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" or says "Hubba! Hubba!"
I don't buy the swimsuit... is the alarm waterproof? How loud is it? If it's too quiet, then it's no good. If it's too loud, it's bound to tick people off. I say, be responsible. It doesn't take a machine.
Based on that picture alone, I'll take two dozen.
Vroom
Please have mercy on us old men. Oh well, I can skip my excercise for a month or so after this, (pant) (gasp) experience.
Please.............don't....don't.......don't stop.
"When you're born you stand up and look. When you stop looking it's time to lie down and die!"
Try this site for lookers
So 46% of my fellow males find sunburned skin attactive? Oye vey!
Maybe it's like the old joke about the humpbacked, ugly, mole covered and often mistaken for Teddy Kennedy hooker in the whore house. Everytime a customer visits the establishement, the good looking hookers and the ugly gal all line up for inspection. The male customer looks at all the good looking one and then spots the very igly one and feels sorry for her. After he walks off with her, all the good looking ones whine to the madam, "Why is is ALWAYS her!"
Nope...44% just don't care.
(Sounds about right.)
LOL! Or as the distinguished Mr. Fred G. Sanford once said: " Yes, I am a dirty old man, and I will be a dirty old man until I am a dead old man."
There's lots of men that find any kind of bare skin attractive.
"With 56 per cent of men finding sunburnt peeling skin unattractive..."
I'm just amazed that 44% of guys find burnt peeling skin attractive.
She has such beautifull eyes!
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