[Shazbot29]

Pictures?

[Young Werther]

"Beep Beep! Beep Beep! the 'kini went Beep Beep!

[RedBeaconNY]

Hehehe... I have sunburnt peeling skin all over my arms right now... sexy, eh?

I don't buy the swimsuit... is the alarm waterproof? How loud is it? If it's too quiet, then it's no good. If it's too loud, it's bound to tick people off. I say, be responsible. It doesn't take a machine.

[pikachu]

With 56 per cent of men finding sunburnt peeling skin unattractive...

So 46% of my fellow males find sunburned skin attactive? Oye vey!

Maybe it's like the old joke about the humpbacked, ugly, mole covered and often mistaken for Teddy Kennedy hooker in the whore house. Everytime a customer visits the establishement, the good looking hookers and the ugly gal all line up for inspection. The male customer looks at all the good looking one and then spots the very igly one and feels sorry for her. After he walks off with her, all the good looking ones whine to the madam, "Why is is ALWAYS her!"

[exile]

"With 56 per cent of men finding sunburnt peeling skin unattractive..."

I'm just amazed that 44% of guys find burnt peeling skin attractive.

[Mike Darancette]

[Larry Lucido]

If you don't want to disturb your neighbors, can you set it to vibrate instead of beep?