[Welsh Rabbit]

...or people from surrounding villages are patronising this store.

It is odd. I haven't spent a great deal of time in Britain, but from what I've gathered, they're not overly shy about sex or buying condoms, so I doubt that's the explanation. Perhaps some investigative journalist needs to tour this small town to see what's going on. I'll volunteer... (on seconds thoughts, maybe I don't wanna know...)

[Army Air Corps]

Well, High Wycombe is small. Really small. I doubt that they have 1,000 people. That means that there is a lot buggery afoot.