"According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers"

You can say that again!
1 posted on
08/05/2005 1:46:07 PM PDT by
Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase
They're always after me lucky charms.
2 posted on
08/05/2005 1:47:28 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
To: Rebelbase
To: Rebelbase
Bump for a later read....this should be good...
NeverGore :^)
4 posted on
08/05/2005 1:47:54 PM PDT by
nevergore
(“It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.”)
To: Victoria Delsoul
5 posted on
08/05/2005 1:48:19 PM PDT by
Alberta's Child
(I ain't got a dime, but what I got is mine. I ain't rich, but Lord I'm free.)
To: Rebelbase
What's the little bugger going to whack with that spoon?
To: Rebelbase
Thanks, I needed the laugh.
7 posted on
08/05/2005 1:48:41 PM PDT by
trubluolyguy
(I got an idea, and idea so devious my head would explode if I even began to know what it was.)
To: Rebelbase
There once was a barmaid named Bridget,
She claimed to be raped by a midget,
She was a fine lass,
with a helluvan ass,
and made the poor Leprechaun fidget.
8 posted on
08/05/2005 1:48:57 PM PDT by
Paloma_55
To: Rebelbase
Once a Leprechaun cleaned out South Central LA because someone stole his pot of gold.
10 posted on
08/05/2005 1:49:36 PM PDT by
Warlord
To: Rebelbase
According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers. And Bridget, with her shapely legs, perfectly rounded fanny, and large, firm bosoms. . . well, it's easy ......
TMI alert, TMI alert, TMI alert!
13 posted on
08/05/2005 1:51:10 PM PDT by
ExcursionGuy84
("I will Declare the Beauty of The LORD.")
To: Rebelbase
They're tragically lubricous!
14 posted on
08/05/2005 1:51:23 PM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Rebelbase
He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrockOh my, she said laughing! Just can't go there. A good end for the work day here. Have a great weekend all! Gotta go home and ask hubby about little green shamrocks...
15 posted on
08/05/2005 1:51:36 PM PDT by
twigs
To: Rebelbase
"He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."
16 posted on
08/05/2005 1:51:38 PM PDT by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: Rebelbase
"He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."
Careful there, leprechauns are vengeful creatures, too. Better say "speared me with the jolly green giant" or something, to placate him.
To: Junior
19 posted on
08/05/2005 1:52:23 PM PDT by
cjshapi
To: Liz
You got some competition for the post of the day.
To: Rebelbase
21 posted on
08/05/2005 1:52:35 PM PDT by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
To: Rebelbase
Her too?!?!?! That little green ba$tard must be stopped!!
22 posted on
08/05/2005 1:53:12 PM PDT by
Millee
(Earth First! We'll log the other planets later!)
To: Rebelbase

Ply her with drink? Y'a don't say?
To: Rebelbase
28 posted on
08/05/2005 1:56:27 PM PDT by
mollynme
(cogito, ergo freepum)
To: Rebelbase
"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."
This is rich!...no comment needed...BAWAHHAHAHHAHA!
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