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"According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers"


You can say that again!

1 posted on 08/05/2005 1:46:07 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

They're always after me lucky charms.


2 posted on 08/05/2005 1:47:28 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: Rebelbase

Bwahahaha.


3 posted on 08/05/2005 1:47:43 PM PDT by conservative cat
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To: Rebelbase

Bump for a later read....this should be good...

NeverGore :^)


4 posted on 08/05/2005 1:47:54 PM PDT by nevergore (“It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.”)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Irish humor ping.


5 posted on 08/05/2005 1:48:19 PM PDT by Alberta's Child (I ain't got a dime, but what I got is mine. I ain't rich, but Lord I'm free.)
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To: Rebelbase

What's the little bugger going to whack with that spoon?


6 posted on 08/05/2005 1:48:37 PM PDT by lexington minuteman 1775
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To: Rebelbase

Thanks, I needed the laugh.


7 posted on 08/05/2005 1:48:41 PM PDT by trubluolyguy (I got an idea, and idea so devious my head would explode if I even began to know what it was.)
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To: Rebelbase

There once was a barmaid named Bridget,
She claimed to be raped by a midget,
She was a fine lass,
with a helluvan ass,
and made the poor Leprechaun fidget.


8 posted on 08/05/2005 1:48:57 PM PDT by Paloma_55
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To: Rebelbase

Once a Leprechaun cleaned out South Central LA because someone stole his pot of gold.


10 posted on 08/05/2005 1:49:36 PM PDT by Warlord
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To: Rebelbase
According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers. And Bridget, with her shapely legs, perfectly rounded fanny, and large, firm bosoms. . . well, it's easy ......

TMI alert, TMI alert, TMI alert!

13 posted on 08/05/2005 1:51:10 PM PDT by ExcursionGuy84 ("I will Declare the Beauty of The LORD.")
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To: Rebelbase

They're tragically lubricous!


14 posted on 08/05/2005 1:51:23 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Rebelbase
He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock

Oh my, she said laughing! Just can't go there. A good end for the work day here. Have a great weekend all! Gotta go home and ask hubby about little green shamrocks...

15 posted on 08/05/2005 1:51:36 PM PDT by twigs
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To: Rebelbase
"He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."
16 posted on 08/05/2005 1:51:38 PM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: Rebelbase

"He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."

Careful there, leprechauns are vengeful creatures, too. Better say "speared me with the jolly green giant" or something, to placate him.


18 posted on 08/05/2005 1:52:16 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry (Esse Quam Videre)
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To: Junior

You gotta read this one!


19 posted on 08/05/2005 1:52:23 PM PDT by cjshapi
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To: Liz

You got some competition for the post of the day.


20 posted on 08/05/2005 1:52:35 PM PDT by Just mythoughts
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To: Rebelbase

LOL!


21 posted on 08/05/2005 1:52:35 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Rebelbase

Her too?!?!?! That little green ba$tard must be stopped!!


22 posted on 08/05/2005 1:53:12 PM PDT by Millee (Earth First! We'll log the other planets later!)
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To: Rebelbase

Ply her with drink? Y'a don't say?

25 posted on 08/05/2005 1:54:52 PM PDT by DeFault User
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To: Rebelbase

28 posted on 08/05/2005 1:56:27 PM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: Rebelbase

"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."

This is rich!...no comment needed...BAWAHHAHAHHAHA!


29 posted on 08/05/2005 1:56:34 PM PDT by RoseofTexas (I)
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