[Argh]

Anyone who makes any disgusticulous jokes aboot "Uranus" gets to put on a pair of Miss Slippie's handcuffs and go sit in the corner and furiously fester the day away.

[Cowman]

These definitions are too limiting. I think we need some alternate definitions.

Habromania: A complete obsession with where boats are parked.

Uranism: The overwhelming belief that all around you are people that really, really need to pee.

Souteneur: A follower of Supreme court justice David Hackett Souter. (Not to be confused with "Soubeteur" which means someone that wishes to take Justice Souter's house by eminent domain and put up a mini golf course.)

[LonePalm]

First? Top Ten?

Going to NC for the weekend to get some stuff from my mom's estate. See ya'll on Tuesday.

America is not the problem - it is the solution.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[NicknamedBob]

Good Morning!

I think I had that condition when I was a kid.

Hasbromania -- I was crazy about toys.

[patton]

Is Souter a souteneur?

[theDentist]

76?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Teach, I have a question - the def of souteneur says a "type of pimp".... I wasn't aware there were "types" -

souteneur [pronounced soo-ten-EUR, from French sustenir to support] A type of pimp, a man who cohabits with a prostitute, lives off her earnings, and often solicits for her - also called cadet

[Dutchgirl]

Underneath it all- don't we all suffer from habromania?

We all plod into the voting booth, thinking this time it will be different...

And what is the difference between being delusional or hopeful?

[Robert A Cook PE]

habormania

Noun: [from Greek words habros meaning graceful or delicate and mainesthai to be mad]:

a kind of insanity during which the delusions are of a cheerful character

2.quackle [onomatopoeic]

to choke or suffocate

3. uranism

Yes. It's a good thing they cleaned up San Francisco's habormania, else even more of the local population would quackle from drinking the seamen. (Unless they were already offed by malling when they didn't cuddle after having a backside uranism.

[MNJohnnie]

The Neighbor's daughter would make any man break out into full scale habromania. Watching her glide across the lawn chasing a frisbee would make an old man quackle. She gave body to the wildest imaginings of uranism in otherwise sane males. It was no surprise then when the local souterneurs stated paying her unwarrented attention.

[Slip18]

Good morning, Arghie. Just digesting your words here for a minute.

Finally planted a rose bush that has been on my kitchen window sill for four months. The heat would have killed it. I can't believe it lived inside for that long. It must be a habromaniacal rose.

There's one. LOL!