[Mike Bates]

When you're standing around waiting for the foursome ahead of you, it's nice to have something to keep you busy.

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

[CO Gal]

Okay you guys!! No "woods" or "hole-in-one" jokes allowed!! I'll be watching...;-)

[garyhope]

"videotaped some of the event from her back window. "

Did she have to stand on a ladder and open the blinds WAY open to video this? Thank God for alert and vigilant neighborhood associations.

[stainlessbanner]

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[Kryptonite]

Just a bunch of happy hookers out on a golf course

[budwiesest]

One resident called police to complain

All it takes is one person to bring things to a screeching halt in modern America. Blame it on the snail-darter.

[JennysCool]

Call me jaded, but I have a problem determining why this is a problem.

I'm guessing the Naperville police have any number of more important things on the blotter to occupy their time.

[SoDak]

If they were in bikinis, where's the problem?

[Americanexpat]

These cops must not have a crime problem, like burglaries, rapes, murder, drugs and gangs to worry about.

I never cared much for golf, uhmm, wonder how much a set of clubs would cost? /Sarcasm

[carlr]

Something tells me that this investigation will soon lead to the local doughnut shop.

[papertyger]

ehem...."PING"

no pun intended ;o)

[subterfuge]

Gives new meaning to the term "right down the middle."

I wonder if the strippers held the golfers' balls?

Can I buy a mulligan?

Seriously, I don't think strippers would help my game much.

[HitmanLV]

Just a day at the office at any Las Vegas golf course! ;-)