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Does it answer why liberal men don't have..uhmm..b@!!s?
1 posted on 08/02/2005 11:49:46 AM PDT by Millee
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To: Millee

I seem to remember from an episode of Night Court back in the 90's, that men's nipples are kind of like the fins on 1950's cars.


2 posted on 08/02/2005 11:51:02 AM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: Millee

...or why liberal women think they have big b@11$ ????


3 posted on 08/02/2005 11:53:26 AM PDT by xcamel (Deep Red, stuck in a "bleu" state.)
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To: Millee
To have somewhere to store alligator clips?
4 posted on 08/02/2005 11:54:20 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?)
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To: Millee

It's so Kramer can invent "the Bro".


5 posted on 08/02/2005 11:55:36 AM PDT by Hacksaw (Real men don't buy their firewood.)
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To: Millee

To facilitate the dreaded purple nurple.


6 posted on 08/02/2005 11:56:04 AM PDT by SoDak
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To: Millee
"It's really remarkable how often you get accosted," said Goldberg

What does he know about getting accosted? If he had BOOBS he learn about being accosted in a hurry.

8 posted on 08/02/2005 11:59:19 AM PDT by Fido969 ("The story is true" - Dan Rather)
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To: Sam's Army; Tijeras_Slim; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Leapfrog; afnamvet; Lazmataz; ...
Do you think "The KING of the Vanity" should be pinged here?
 Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

9 posted on 08/02/2005 11:59:25 AM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: Millee
Does it answer why liberal men don't have..uhmm..b@!!s?

Well, I think they have little fleshy nodules hanging in their scrotum, but those are just there for show. They don't actually do anything.

11 posted on 08/02/2005 12:01:30 PM PDT by Fido969 ("The story is true" - Dan Rather)
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To: Millee
Why are testicles located outside the body..where they are highly vulnerable, and easily subjected to painful injury..?

becuase the internal temp ...98.6..of the human body would make sperm immotile

13 posted on 08/02/2005 12:02:21 PM PDT by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
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To: Millee
Why Do Men Have Nipples?

So we don't look like Ken?

14 posted on 08/02/2005 12:03:09 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: Millee
Google 'Why Do Men Have Nipples' here is a link: Why Do Men Have nipples
17 posted on 08/02/2005 12:07:00 PM PDT by Brainhose (THINK OF THE KITTENS!)
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To: Millee
Why do some men have boobs?
20 posted on 08/02/2005 12:12:58 PM PDT by chapin2500
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To: The Other Harry
The people have spoken.  Would you be so kind as to weigh in on this physiological conundrum?
 Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

21 posted on 08/02/2005 12:13:30 PM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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Why do men have nipples?



Where else would we hook up the jumper cables?


27 posted on 08/02/2005 12:23:12 PM PDT by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: Millee
During the course of their research, Goldberg and Leyner found reports of gonorrhea, pinworm and roundworm found on toilet seats -- but catching something from it isn't common.

Regarding catching gonorrhea from a toilet seat, I was once told that that particular germ dies within so many hundreds of a second upon exposure to air. You would have to be the fastest thing in the world...

45 posted on 08/02/2005 6:24:06 PM PDT by OldPossum
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To: Millee

The burning question my 12 year old had for months was whether Adam and Eve had a naval!!


48 posted on 08/02/2005 6:36:00 PM PDT by WeddingPlanner
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