[Jeff Chandler]

ping

[SWAMPSNIPER]

You got Rednecks mixed up with white trash again, get over it!

[pax_et_bonum]

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar....

Hey, it could happen!

[Lil'freeper]

*belly laugh* thanks!

[Asphalt]

[eccentric]

Reminds me of the movie "Wholy Moses."

[apackof2]

Replace the Redneck with a UAW member

[TwoSue]

A redneck was hunting in the woods. He came upon a beautiful, naked woman. He said "Are you game?" She replied "Yes." So he shot her.

[Hebrews 11:6]

An Irishman enters a bar and orders three beers, which he drinks. The next day he does the same thing, and day-after-day he repeats the same ritual.

Finally, the bartender asks why he always has exactly three beers.

"Me two brothers are back in Ireland, and this is me way of enjoyin' their company."

So on and on it goes, until suddenly one day he orders only two beers. And the next day, too.

So the bartender quite naturally offers his condolences for the passing of one of his brothers.

"Both me brothers are fine!" exclaimed the indignant Irishman.

"Then why," asked the bartender, "do you order only two beers now?"

" Why," explained the Irishman, "I've just quit drinkin'!"